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When Will Men Ever Learn? - 9/10/2007 7:04:58 AM

Satyr6406

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Todd forgot his 20th wedding anniversary and his wife was fuming hot, when he got home.

She told him: "I'm done being pushed to the side. When I wake up, tomorrow morning, there had better be a gift, in the driveway, that goes from 0-200 in under 10 seconds!"

Todd went out to go do some shopping and slept on the couch, that night.

Sure enough, when his wife woke up, in the morning, there was a gift-wrapped box in the driveway but, it was faaaaar too small to be a new Corvette.

She put on her bathrobe, went outside and brought the box into the house. She unwrapped it and found a bathroom scale.

Todd has been missing for four days and police are investigating!

Peace and comfort,

Michael

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RE: When Will Men Ever Learn? - 9/10/2007 7:44:25 AM

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Ha!

I think I'm in the minority saying that I never minded appliances n such for anniversary gifts!

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RE: When Will Men Ever Learn? - 9/10/2007 7:58:15 AM

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*snicker, snorts*.. oh my goodness... loved that one!

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RE: When Will Men Ever Learn? - 9/10/2007 9:05:14 AM

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Heh, good one Michael, very good...

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RE: When Will Men Ever Learn? - 9/10/2007 9:09:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: camille65

Ha!

I think I'm in the minority saying that I never minded appliances n such for anniversary gifts!

i think one of the best anniversary gifts i ever got....

was a car-present. compressor to inflate a tire, emergency flashers, and jumper cables. that said "i love you" pretty loud and clear to me!

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