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abytchgoddess4u -> All The Things You Want To Say... (9/10/2007 7:56:40 PM)

I am generally polite if I reject someone outright. Unless they  act like an ass in their first approach, of course. So, I get REALLY irritated when somebody blocks me after responding rudely to something I've said in an email...it ticks me off that I can't verbally castigate them.

As a result, I've decided to create a thread where anyone can post those things they WANT to say to those who've blocked them, but cannot...because they've been blocked.

I'm sure there are many of you who've spent time answering a jerk, just to say, "Dammit!" to yourself when you realise they'll never see what you want to say.

Now, I don't want to violate TOS, so there have to be rules...no names, no identifying info, no copying emails they sent you (or you've sent them), and no flaming.

Other than that, feel free to say what you will![:D]

None of this should count as copying emails, because they've not actually been sent. If that person happens to stop by and think a post 'must' be for them...that's their problem.

I'll go first...obviously...[:D]



CuriousLord -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/10/2007 7:58:39 PM)

Dear annoying person,

I hate you.  You know who you are.  You're that one person, who's always doing that one thing in this one way.  That's right.  You know who you are.  You fucking bastard.

-CL



abytchgoddess4u -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/10/2007 7:59:04 PM)

LOL! Wow, your powers of deduction are astounding!

#1: You did not answer my ad as requested therein, showing disregard for a very simple request.

#2: Your ad reads as a litany of bumper stickers and demands, implying you have only a very surface understanding of the depth of submission.

#3: You cannot spell, conjugate, or use correct grammar, evidencing your lack of intelligence.

#4: You responded to my rejection of your overture by 'accusing' me of being 'all talk'...showing your truly childish nature and an attempt at vindictiveness.

All of the above confirm my initial decision to reject you.

If you had returned my email by apologising for your lack of attention to detail, answering as I specified...politely, with sincerity and effort...you may have had a chance.

You fucked up, live with it.

And; once again, best of luck in your search...:)



abytchgoddess4u -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/10/2007 8:00:59 PM)

LOL...you beat me to it! Here I was, wanting to reply to myself, but you're too damn fast!

That was not exactly specific though...[;)]



CuriousLord -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/10/2007 8:12:58 PM)

Meh, mine's just poking fun.  My memory's too short to remember anyone that might've annoyed me anyhow.  Hell, I'm hard-found to remember people I like.



domiguy -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/10/2007 8:17:48 PM)

Fuck you....Always chiming and giving advice that if someone actually considered taking it would lead to their death or worse!!!  Christ, you are so fucking stupid....You are wasting my air....Kill yourself. 

To my neighbor....If your dogs bark one more night I'm going to kill your family.


To everyone else....Goodnight and I love you...Unless you are the above person or my neighbor...(Domiguy scowls at the screen)

OXOXOXO

D.G.



abytchgoddess4u -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/10/2007 8:46:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousLord
Meh, mine's just poking fun.  My memory's too short to remember anyone that might've annoyed me anyhow.  Hell, I'm hard-found to remember people I like.


I knew you were poking fun...but now, when someone pisses you off, you have a place to come and post! I felt good afterwards...sort of like writing a letter to an ex, then burning it. [:D]



abytchgoddess4u -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/10/2007 8:52:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
Fuck you....Always chiming and giving advice that if someone actually considered taking it would lead to their death or worse!!!  Christ, you are so fucking stupid....You are wasting my air....Kill yourself.


Now, that was funny.



meatcleaver -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 5:55:00 AM)

To the gorgeous woman who didn't email me asking me to fuck her like billy-o into the middle of next week.

I didn't like you anyway, your tits droop, your arse sags, you look permanently pregnant and I've seen less haunches on a cow. The only way I can tell your cakehole from your arsehole is the consistency of the crap each puke. No, I'm not a misogynist. I just don't like women who ignore me.

OK. That's just about every woman on CM.[:D]

(Hmm I wonder why they ignore me?[8|])



adoracat -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 6:14:11 AM)

thankyou for not reading my profile.  thankyou for ignoring the fact that the FIRST line of my profile reads that i am happily owned.

no, i'm not going to fall upon my knees and worship your most Domly Dork.  sorry,  aint happening.

if you'd like to ask Sir, i'm sure he'd agree with me, not you.

kitten



HotFaerieMama -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 8:15:19 AM)

thanks for emaling me just because i happen to be a female that is young.. you didn't read my profile if you had you would know that i am not looking. i just want friends and why do i need to talk to you if i don't know you?



ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 9:56:43 AM)

Too all those who check off "actively seeking" (appropriate demographics) but then bury somewhere in their profile "Taken, do not contact":

Listen. You're not all that damn facinating that I am going to read your whole profile. You're really not. In fact, until I get to know you - you're just another profile in ASCII text rendered in a web page. I don't care how good you think your poetry is (it's not) or how deep and meaningful you think you are (you're not).  Trying deselecting "actively seeking" and you won't come up on my damn search results.



ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 9:57:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

thanks for emaling me just because i happen to be a female that is young.. you didn't read my profile if you had you would know that i am not looking. i just want friends and why do i need to talk to you if i don't know you?


That was a serious coincidence Hot! lol. My post was not directed towards yours.



Satyr6406 -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 10:02:28 AM)

I don't get many of these but ...
 
"Thank you for contacting me and letting me know how ridiculous my lifestyle choices are. Thanks to you, my new path in life is, now, clear. Where were you, eleven years ago, when I REALLY needed your guidance?
 
I know that I am only the way I am because I haven't met you, yet. Please forgive me for not seeking you out and letting you top me from the bottom."
 
 
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
 
Michael



ArgoGeorgia -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 10:04:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

Too all those who check off "actively seeking" (appropriate demographics) but then bury somewhere in their profile "Taken, do not contact":

Listen. You're not all that damn facinating that I am going to read your whole profile. You're really not. In fact, until I get to know you - you're just another profile in ASCII text rendered in a web page. I don't care how good you think your poetry is (it's not) or how deep and meaningful you think you are (you're not).  Trying deselecting "actively seeking" and you won't come up on my damn search results.


Agreed! 

Also, the folks who say "Why don't people just want to chat or be friends, guess everyone wants to fuck!" but then never return emails saying "Hey, I'm looking for friends too, I would definitely like to chat with you!"  I mean, is my profile that damn off-putting?  Or maybe I should stop posting my thoughts in the off-topic forum....  hmmmm.....



toservez -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 11:42:36 AM)

During my search I can remember any specific ones or replying in a snarky manner but remembering always feeling tempted to write something like:

I am sorry my actions, beliefs and reality do not fit the fantasy of how you want your life to be at least in the future I will be living a living a realistic life with another live person that shares our mutual way to live while you will still be typing away on your computer about abstract fantasy and grand delusions of yourself.



subtee -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 11:51:57 AM)

Dear Sir;
Thank you kindly for your initial message kindly offering to bite my c*nt and rape my ass. The  profundity of the expressed desires and, of course, the lyrical delivery of same have made me dissolve into a puddle of submissiveness on the floor. Please, Sir, have a heart as well as the supreme Domliness you have exercised on this poor girl; come and mop me up.



lighthearted -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 8:25:29 PM)

thank you for contacting me without fully comprehending the fact that I am owned, and then accusing me of wasting your time and calling me ugly.  frankly, you look like you wax your eyebrows too much and are 12 years old, you stupid f*ck.

(ahhhhhhhh....)



ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 8:37:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: toservez

During my search I can remember any specific ones or replying in a snarky manner but remembering always feeling tempted to write something like:

I am sorry my actions, beliefs and reality do not fit the fantasy of how you want your life to be at least in the future I will be living a living a realistic life with another live person that shares our mutual way to live while you will still be typing away on your computer about abstract fantasy and grand delusions of yourself.



I dont think they really understood it since that is one of the longest run-on sentences I have ever read.



bbwsubnnorcal -> RE: All The Things You Want To Say... (9/11/2007 8:45:20 PM)

Dear Domly Doofus,
 
Did you EVEN bother taking a few minutes to read my profile? Really? Is it THAT hard to read it from beginning to end?  It's not that long.... why it's as short as your d*ck!
 
What part of "No Married Men Need Apply" don't you get?
 
And just because I didn't respond to you within 15 minutes of you sending your ill-written, pile o' heaping dung doesn't mean I am like all the other "game playing bitches around here." Why no. My roommate and I were still laughing hysterically at the "You will obey me, you worthless fat whore because you want it like that." line you wrote. 
 
Oh, and by the way.... why on EARTH are you emailing me from Hong Kong when clearly your profile clearly states that you want someone close to you for Real Time.
 
Sincerely.....
 
 
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