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Pyrrsefanie -> RE: How SHOULD a Dom Approach a sub Online? (9/25/2007 2:34:31 PM)
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How should a Dom approach a submissive or slave online? How do you prefer to be approached online?
How do you respond to messages like "On your Knees"? Do you like that kind of aggressive approach? If not, how do you prefer to be approached online?
With respect and intelligence. Make me see that you've actually bothered to read my profile and see what I'm interested in and what my status is as far as relationships go -- taken, looking, etc. Don't treat me like I'm less than human just because I lean more towards the submissive side, especially not right off the bat. First impressions are everything. If you piss me off from the get-go, I will chew you a new asshole.
For the love of God, if a submissive or slave states that she is in a relationship and is not looking for anyone else, don't email her anyway and think that your penis is so massively amazing that she'll be sucked in like a staple to a magnet. I get tons of those emails per day and it upsets me on multiple levels, but mainly that people are so stupid and arrogant that they think they're irresistable to others like that.
As for your last question, yes, I do get the "On your knees!" emails. And I do respond to them. For educational purposes I will copy and paste one of my responses -- his offense was messaging me with "Hello, dear" followed by "Bend over, whore":
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If this seriously isn't one of my friends goofing around, then I am forced to conclude that you're an idiot with an overinflated ego who needs to be put in his place. I don't know if you're trying to compensate for undersized genitalia or if your mommy didn't love you enough as a child, but whatever the reason, going around messaging people in an attempt to cyber or assert your dominance completely at random is just pathetic. If you need to rub one out then I'd advise you to either invest in some porn DVDs or turn on a women's tennis match and lay a warm compress over your eyes.
In short, what I'm saying is
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Please locate the nearest fire and feel free to die within it.
Love,
Pyrrsefanie :)
PS: Just because someone identifies as a switch or a submissive doesn't mean you can automatically barge in like Billy McBadass and expect them to fawn all over you. You, sir, fail miserably.
Not everyone is as mean and nasty as I am here, but seriously, do you REALLY want to risk running across someone like me in your searches.
This concludes our segment on not being a complete retard. Pamphlets are available in the back, along with coffee and nachos.
Anyway, good luck, and remember, don't get discouraged enough to stop being a charming and intelligent person and start acting like an asshole. I don't like assholes. Really I don't.
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