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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 9/13/2007 8:35:21 PM

VadFarkas

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I was going to post this in Health and Safety but don't want to make light of serious problems.

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
(Bourbon also work & if it doesn't ~ You won't notice)

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting some one else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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RE: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 9/14/2007 3:26:18 AM

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LMAO.. Hubby does the snooze thing all the time.. the mouse traps now come out of the toybag and go on top of the alarm clock! WEG I suspect I'll end up awake from this too.. but.. Sometimes ya just gotta... *evil evil grin*

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RE: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 9/14/2007 5:36:41 AM

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wolf has NEVER hit the snooze alarm in all the time we've been married.....

maybe cause the alarm is on my side of the bed, i turn it off and go make him his coffee, then bring it to him in bed?

kitten, who laughs cause he SAYS he doesnt want his wife to be submissive....

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RE: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 9/14/2007 5:42:15 AM

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Missing from the list that I should have added:Sooner or later everything gets used as a Hammer!

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RE: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 9/15/2007 6:25:32 PM

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I like the mouse trap idea, a lot!

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RE: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 9/16/2007 5:34:25 PM

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Holy poo, I love the laxative idea....lol I am still laughing histerically from this....

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RE: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 9/16/2007 6:46:48 PM

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7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should,
use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

well, the rest of them are just silly, but this is truth here

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RE: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - 9/16/2007 10:30:53 PM

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Just wait.

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