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missturbation -> Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 8:28:12 AM)

Have you ever had one of those days on the other side when you just can't help yourself? You get a really stupid mail, so you reply, they send an even stupider one back and instead of doing the decent thing you just keep winding them up?
Im a bad, bad girl and i need reprimanding for this behaviour. [:D]
Someone please stop me from playing with my food lol. [:o]




HotFaerieMama -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 8:57:12 AM)

.. sorry can't help you.... but good luck in finding someone who can...




sappatoti -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 8:57:41 AM)

It can be a source of great amusement. [:D]

Though, I usually keep the "stoopid" exchange going when I know it's from a UK or US damsel that needs to be rescued from her dire circumstances she finds herself in while visiting in Nigeria.

Just a thought, why does it seem that only the women of the UK and US can't figure themselves out of their situations in Nigeria? I never receive such letters from the women of France, or Spain, or Portugal, or any where else. [;)]

hehehe




missturbation -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 8:59:47 AM)

actually now you come to mention it im stuck in the uk and need to get back to nigeria, any chance you cqn help?




beargonewild -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 9:02:00 AM)

Well, I can talk with my financial advisor and have him wire some money from my offshore account to you? Will that be cash, cheque, paypal or money order?




sappatoti -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 9:03:16 AM)

[:D]

No, but what I can do is pass your name along to the next UK chick stuck in Nigeria who wishes to get back to the UK. Perhaps you could work out an even exchange.

[sm=biggrin.gif]




missturbation -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 9:07:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Well, I can talk with my financial advisor and have him wire some money from my offshore account to you? Will that be cash, cheque, paypal or money order?


Paypal please as ive just won the most luffly pair of boots on ebay *ahem* i mean ill look for a cheap flight on ebay !! [:D]




missturbation -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 9:09:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

[:D]

No, but what I can do is pass your name along to the next UK chick stuck in Nigeria who wishes to get back to the UK. Perhaps you could work out an even exchange.

[sm=biggrin.gif]


But but but im being used and abused by a cruel sadistic man over here and i need .............oh hang on feck it leave me here [;)]




beargonewild -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 9:09:14 AM)

*grins*  I'll transfer the funds over today! May be faster to fax you the cash?




missturbation -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 9:11:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

*grins*  I'll transfer the funds over today! May be faster to fax you the cash?



just give me your bank details - much simpler [:D]




missturbation -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 10:33:20 AM)

my food escaped [:@]
i'm bored now [:o]




HotFaerieMama -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 10:52:31 AM)

how did your food excape??




sappatoti -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 11:03:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: missturbation

my food escaped [:@]
i'm bored now [:o]


I'd consider being a new diversion for you, but since I'm not likely to become more stupid with each note, I don't know if I'd keep you sufficiently entertained.




iammachine -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 11:18:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Well, I can talk with my financial advisor and have him wire some money from my offshore account to you? Will that be cash, cheque, paypal or money order?


I need to go back to nigeria too, by means of a strange, strange ransom. The only currency accepted is new clothing! Imagine that! [;)]




iammachine -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 11:22:23 AM)

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You get a really stupid mail, so you reply, they send an even stupider one back and instead of doing the decent thing you just keep winding them up?


I tend to get bored after the second or third *head desk* invoking reply. I'm an expert at catch and release, apparently.

What torques me, is when someone asks that I give them a chance. I thought I did? It's not my fault that they had a problem with reading comprehension, and couldn't take the battering ram like hints that they were doing something wrong (like "hey, I found you in my bulk mail, maybe you should try my other account that isn't location filtered...").

Ah well. Less procrastinating, more getting ready for work. [:(]




HotFaerieMama -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 1:16:34 PM)

*runs thru thread naked*




sappatoti -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 8:22:38 PM)

Now, that looks tempting! Yum...




iammachine -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 8:49:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

*runs thru thread naked*


Yay nakey time!




HotFaerieMama -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 9:08:21 PM)

*giggles and kicks her legs*




petdave -> RE: Playing with my food !! (9/14/2007 9:16:03 PM)

Okay, so i'm the only one to open this thread and be disappointed to discover that it didn't involve cucumbers and lube? [8D] WEAK!




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