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FullCircle -> Fish said? (9/16/2007 11:12:21 AM)
What did the fish say when it bumped into a wall? Damn (spaces added for comedy timing.) I love that joke so simple and sooo perfect.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Fish said? (9/16/2007 11:58:02 AM)
LO..you are so corny...and funny! [:D]

MaDomAura -> RE: Fish said? (9/16/2007 12:16:08 PM)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

FullCircle -> RE: Fish said? (9/16/2007 12:46:17 PM)
See there is no logic to this joke MaDomAura. The problem as I see it is that when monkeys go stiff from death they would remain clinging to the tree.

Damocles809 -> RE: Fish said? (9/16/2007 1:16:09 PM)
According to a recent polling, nearly 100% of Americans dislike being hit with a pole.

nyrisa -> RE: Fish said? (9/16/2007 3:05:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle See there is no logic to this joke MaDomAura. The problem as I see it is that when monkeys go stiff from death they would remain clinging to the tree. It takes several hours for rigor mortis to set in after death. So, there goes the monkey.

FullCircle -> RE: Fish said? (9/16/2007 3:10:02 PM)
Damn that Quincy he lied to me. I so trusted that old man.

breatheasone -> RE: Fish said? (9/16/2007 3:40:12 PM)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?....... (wait for it....) Russel LMAO ..........[sm=banana.gif]

INVENTIVEMASTER -> RE: Fish said? (9/17/2007 2:40:42 AM)
Q-Why did the scarecrow win an award? A- For being outstanding in his field

came4U -> RE: Fish said? (9/17/2007 6:37:58 AM)
What do Virginians do at Hallowe'en?? pump kin.

mischievousone -> RE: Fish said? (9/17/2007 8:09:43 PM)
My all time favorite (as told by a 3 yr old): Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!

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