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Political Systems
Democrat:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you.
Republican: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
Representative democracy:
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
Pure democracy:
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
Pure socialism:
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
Totalitarianism:
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
Federalism:
The Federal Government prohibits milking fewer than three cows. The State Government requires anyone owning more than one cow to milk it.
Militarism:
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
Socialist: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
Socialism:
You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.
Communist:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
Fascism:
You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Anarchy:
steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.
Pure Anarchy:
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
Bureaucracy, American style:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
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