InkedMaster
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Bologna and Cheese A road worn Biker walked into a whore house, handed the Madam $500. In a slow, gruff voice the Biker told the Madam he wanted a warm beer, a bologna and cheese sammich, and a fat ugly woman. Dear sir, the Madam replied, for that kind if money you can have a fine meal, and a beautiful woman. The Biker peered at the Madam. Look lady, I’m not hungry or horny... just home sick.
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TOURETTE SYNDROME: It's no mother f*cking joke, you God d*mn c*ck sucking f*ck! "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy -Owner of eyesopened- and damn PROUD of her!
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