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short but sweet - 9/19/2007 7:47:15 PM

InkedMaster

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How do you make a woman scream twice during sex?

F*ck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains.

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RE: short but sweet - 9/20/2007 7:49:40 PM

MasterTalion

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I always heard this joke as 'how do you make martha stewart scream ' ..... :)

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RE: short but sweet - 9/21/2007 6:06:41 AM

HotFaerieMama

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why would you waste all that time walking over to the curtains.. when you could just use my mouth to clean the damm thing or just wipe it off on me....

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RE: short but sweet - 9/21/2007 6:09:59 AM

VadFarkas

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But would you scream?