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InkedMaster -> Cheeseburger or a Handjob? (9/20/2007 3:48:48 AM)

CHEESEBURGER OR A HANDJOB????

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country,
walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the
bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:$1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH :$2.50
HANDJOB:$10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he
walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three
exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a
meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I
help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the
young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"


"Yes," she purrs, "I am."


The old biker replies, "Well wash your fucking
hands, I want a cheeseburger."




HotFaerieMama -> RE: Cheeseburger or a Handjob? (9/20/2007 9:42:27 AM)

LMAO where in the hell do you find this stuff... this has made my day.. thank you




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Cheeseburger or a Handjob? (9/20/2007 9:45:17 AM)

this was just too good...LOL




sophia37 -> RE: Cheeseburger or a Handjob? (9/21/2007 5:04:37 AM)

The John F Kennedy quote's the funniest part.




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