InkedMaster -> Cheeseburger or a Handjob? (9/20/2007 3:48:48 AM)
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CHEESEBURGER OR A HANDJOB???? A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER:$1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH :$2.50 HANDJOB:$10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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