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A Very Ugly Man! - 9/20/2007 4:59:28 PM

InkedMaster

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A VERY UGLY MAN

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
What are you so happy about?" Asked the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman.
"You lucky bastard. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno'...Never found the head."

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RE: A Very Ugly Man! - 9/20/2007 5:54:44 PM

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Hahahahahaha!! That's icky.

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RE: A Very Ugly Man! - 9/20/2007 9:26:45 PM

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OMG!! lol, thanks for the lovely image :)

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RE: A Very Ugly Man! - 9/21/2007 2:15:39 AM

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hahaha-i sent this to a friend of mine-his reply was "damn i hope he got a watch out of the deal too!"

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