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hahaha - 9/21/2007 1:35:17 PM

SeeksOnlyOne

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After a long night of making love,
          the guy notices a photo of another man,
           on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
          He begins to worry.
          "Is this your husband?"
          he nervously asks.

          "No, silly,"
          she replies, snuggling up to him.

          "Your boyfriend, then?"
          he continues.
          "No, not at all,"
&nb sp;          she says, nibbling away at his ear.

          "Is it your dad or your brother?"
          he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

          "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!"
          she answers.

          "Well, who in the hell is he, then?"
          he demands.

          She whispers in his ear
          "That's me before the surgery."

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RE: hahaha - 9/21/2007 2:46:07 PM

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that was so not right...lmao

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RE: hahaha - 9/21/2007 9:17:14 PM

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THAT explains why so many men post female profiles. NOW I get it. {giggles}

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RE: hahaha - 9/21/2007 11:18:07 PM

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oh man! any idea how to get iced tea out of a keyboard? LOL! That was awesome!

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RE: hahaha - 9/21/2007 11:26:11 PM

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ORIGINAL: LivingInSin

oh man! any idea how to get iced tea out of a keyboard? LOL! That was awesome!

As some artist said (it's late....I can't remember), when he was asked "Maestro, how do you carve an elephant out of that rock?" to which the Maestro said...."That's very simple....I simply carve away everything that doesn't look like an elephant".

(I'm not exactly sure how that relates to the whole tea and keyboard thing....but it made sense about 7 minutes ago).

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RE: hahaha - 9/22/2007 7:52:46 PM

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that's soooo funny in a messed up sorta way

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RE: hahaha - 9/23/2007 8:19:23 PM

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