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ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 2:28:58 PM)

Start messuring. Maybe you can tell us what it means. [:)]



Zmey -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 2:32:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

Start messuring. Maybe you can tell us what it means. [:)]
I think that means males from pore african countries are really good lovers.



ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 2:38:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Zmey

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

Start messuring. Maybe you can tell us what it means. [:)]
I think that means males from pore african countries are really good lovers.



Well theres an incentive to loose weight!

If you lose weight so you'll have more energy.
- eh, I don't care. I'm pretty lazy.
If you lose weight you'll live lonnger.
- eh. Life is overrated.
If you lose weight you;ll have more time with your children.
- eh. They don't like me much and I have a great life insurance plan to take real good care of them.
If you lose weight you'll have a bigger penis.
- where do I sign up?




chellekitty -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 2:44:36 PM)

i have found only one scientific formula for figuring out penis size without ever actually seeing a specific penis.....

when a man tells me the size of his penis on the internet,

first i subtract 2 inches then devide it by 1.5....so formula goes something like this

InternetInches - 2 Inches/1.5 = Real Inches

OR

Real Inches(1.5)  + 2 inches = Internet Inches



Zmey -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 2:45:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

quote:

ORIGINAL: Zmey

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChicagoSwitchMal

Start messuring. Maybe you can tell us what it means. [:)]
I think that means males from pore african countries are really good lovers.



Well theres an incentive to loose weight!

If you lose weight so you'll have more energy.
- eh, I don't care. I'm pretty lazy.
If you lose weight you'll live lonnger.
- eh. Life is overrated.
If you lose weight you;ll have more time with your children.
- eh. They don't like me much and I have a great life insurance plan to take real good care of them.
If you lose weight you'll have a bigger penis.
- where do I sign up?


7th floor in a building without elevator [8D]



purepleasure -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 2:53:26 PM)

Sorry, but I don't go along with the nose size to penis size ratio theory.  I once dated a small featured woman who had a dildo so large, the dildo had its own zip code.[:D]



FullCircle -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 2:53:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: chellekitty
Real Inches(1.5)  + 2 inches = Internet Inches


What reason would you need for knowing the 'Internet Inches'? 



chellekitty -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 2:56:28 PM)

i think you meant, what reason would you have for figuring the "internet inches"? am i translating correctly?

so you can properly lie about how big your cock is....



Zmey -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 3:03:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

i think you meant, what reason would you have for figuring the "internet inches"? am i translating correctly?

so you can properly lie about how big your cock is....

You will experience cumulative effect in this case. Exponential uncontrollable penile growth will occur resulting in "Goodyear" effect mentioned earlier.



FullCircle -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 3:39:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: chellekitty
i think you meant, what reason would you have for figuring the "internet inches"? am i translating correctly?
so you can properly lie about how big your cock is....


Ahh I seeee

I’ve tabulated some results using your formula.

<6 no one admits to that.
RI   II
6 = 11
9 = 15.5
12 = 20 (20?)

What you have to factor in is that the bigger someones penis is the less they have to lie about it's size and your formula doesn't seem to allow for that.

I may plot this on a curve when I have more time.



ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 3:47:07 PM)

I'd admit to a 6 inch penis cept since everyone lies they'd assume I'd actually have a four inch penis. So I say 8 so they think 6. lol



ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 6:21:33 PM)

regarding race and penis size for anyoen who is curious.

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=366192




sexypet -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 8:13:51 PM)

While that was an interesting read, i stick to my ethnicity/size rule.  To lump all caucasions into one category like some of those studies is in error.  i find a large variance and the common denominator has been ethnic background.

Not to publicly admit i'm a cock slut or anything.  heh. 





ChicagoSwitchMal -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 8:42:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexypet

While that was an interesting read, i stick to my ethnicity/size rule.  To lump all caucasions into one category like some of those studies is in error.  i find a large variance and the common denominator has been ethnic background.

Not to publicly admit i'm a cock slut or anything.  heh. 





I'm not sure what you are getting at. Are you saying that caucasions of different national origins have different penis sizes?  Or are you excluding caucasions from the definition of of 'ethnicity' and speaking of 'other than caucasions'?



chellekitty -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 9:35:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty
i think you meant, what reason would you have for figuring the "internet inches"? am i translating correctly?
so you can properly lie about how big your cock is....


Ahh I seeee

I’ve tabulated some results using your formula.

<6 no one admits to that.
RI   II
6 = 11
9 = 15.5
12 = 20 (20?)

What you have to factor in is that the bigger someones penis is the less they have to lie about it's size and your formula doesn't seem to allow for that.

I may plot this on a curve when I have more time.



you've never heard someone claim to have a 20 inch cock online? well i must be extra special then....

and...just in case you had not figured it out....

its a joke....



sexypet -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 9:44:23 PM)

i am  saying that caucasions of different national origins have different penis sizes.




ocilla -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 10:04:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Zmey

quote:

ORIGINAL: Politesub53

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

The "average" man's penis is three times the length of  his thumb as a general rule.


This is odd as i can suck me thumb, yet cant suck my penis.... [:)]
Yeah that's sucks. [:D]



You fellas just need to become yoga enthusiasts.Focus on a few choice asanas and soon your downward dog may make it possible for you dog to reach your lips.

And on the 3times the thumb size...pftt!  maybe 2 times is a bit more likely.



came4U -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/23/2007 10:50:13 PM)

Any man with a bigger nose did have larger man-meat. mmm  Pencil nose guys - same for the package.  Button nose type, uhhg no comment.  Yep, I believe it.

Hands? the same.  Long thin fingers, long thin meat, short n meaty, yup yup, thin and short fingers...um I would avoid going back for seconds.



Zmey -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/24/2007 1:58:42 AM)

I knew I should have added *() Pun intended ()* there.

Question is: Do I want to reach it? and What kind of serious implication that might cause?
I'm stuck up and arrigant enough...



NeedToUseYou -> RE: Nose Symmetry Versus Equipment Size (9/24/2007 2:20:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sexypet

i am  saying that caucasions of different national origins have different penis sizes.




Hrmmm, that could get complicated.

So, I'm 1/2 german, and  fractional amounts of dutch,french, irish..


So, how big is my penis? Of course you'll have to verify the size, so as to assure I don't lie about the results. win, win, for me.



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