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Bill Clinton jokes: "I may slit my throat" - 9/21/2007 4:33:38 PM

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Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being 'first husband' very well

"No, I may slit my throat," former president Bill Clinton joked last night on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart after being asked how well he might cope with going from leader of the world's remaining superpower to husband of the first woman president.
http://blogs.usatoday.com/onpolitics/2007/09/bill-clinton-jo.html

Well, what do you know. I guess that perhaps I could be persuaded to vote for Hillary after all!

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RE: Bill Clinton jokes: "I may slit my throat" - 9/21/2007 7:33:54 PM

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Hillary may beat him to it.

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RE: Bill Clinton jokes: "I may slit my throat" - 9/21/2007 10:21:16 PM

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Or, he could do a "Vince Foster" oh her.

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RE: Bill Clinton jokes: "I may slit my throat" - 9/22/2007 12:43:03 AM

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Im suprised that she never pulled a bobbit on his ass

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RE: Bill Clinton jokes: "I may slit my throat" - 9/22/2007 2:18:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: scifi1133
Im suprised that she never pulled a bobbit on his ass

She may really enjoy it, and it wouldn't work as well detached... I mean she certainly looks like the type of girl who'd calculate the loss/risk before acting. M

< Message edited by FullfigRIMaam -- 9/22/2007 2:19:10 AM >

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RE: Bill Clinton jokes: "I may slit my throat" - 9/22/2007 10:10:21 PM

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Maybe she was just glad someone else was working his winkie and she didn't have to!

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