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Biker Wisdom - 9/21/2007 7:29:50 PM

InkedMaster

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BIKER WISDOM AT IT'S BEST

A Lawyer, Doctor, and a Biker are sitting in a bar. The doctor says to the lawyer just had my 10th wedding anniversary bought my wife a new benz and tickets on a Caribbean cruise. I figure if she doesn't enjoy the cruise she'll like the car.

The lawyer says I know what you mean my last anniversary I bought my wife a Rolex watch and a trip across Europe. I figure if she did not like the watch she'd enjoy the vacation.

Biker at the end of the bar says for my last anniversary I bought my ol lady a Sturgis T shirt and a dildo. I figure if she didn't like the T shirt she could go fuck herself.

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RE: Biker Wisdom - 9/21/2007 7:32:40 PM

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Hardee har har!

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Life of Reason, Reason in Common Sense, Scribner's, 1905, page 284"
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RE: Biker Wisdom - 9/21/2007 11:14:30 PM

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nice.

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RE: Biker Wisdom - 9/22/2007 5:49:30 AM

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