Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night???

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Alexeiuk -> Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 9:36:42 AM)
Me and a girl by the name of Delirum found out something very strange last night and we might be onto something - basically the UK is being systematically and aggressively anally probed (by aliens - just to clarify that on this site) )in MASS! We think that the alien race is using what ever they might find up there as fuel to power there highly advanced star cursers. Our findings came at 2.40 am this morning (GMT +/- 00.00) when I for the first time decided to email Delirum. It became pretty apparent to us both that we were the only 2 awake in the UK at that time - here's an exert from a memo that has just been leaked from a my email account - “look at the facts, 1 there's about 50 million people in the UK, 2 aliens exist, 3 so dose anal probing - I mean its staring us in the face don’t you think? my belief is that whilst me and you were up surfing the web the rest of the people that should have been enjoying there freedom on the site were in actual fact being probed (yes probably analy) by some highly advanced alien race. That makes perfect sense” My question isn't weather or not anal probing exist (we all know that it dose) but whether or not anybody remembers what they were doing last night at 2.40 am? I hope that I’m proved wrong but I think that people are in general blind to the truth. Thank you Alexei

mnottertail -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 9:58:37 AM)
Watching South Park, and interestingly enough Cartmann had recieved an anal probe........... By God........a worldwide intergallactic conspiracy.............. Ron by the way, if I understand the post you are from the UK, how did you know about any happenings in Mass? Thats quite a distance

Faramir -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 10:39:39 AM)
I was ass-fucking some bitch - couldn't get her name - she kept on saying "Del-, Del-" and I was like "SPIT IT OUT BITCH!" but she was just too into my peentrating her anally.

Alexeiuk -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 11:34:14 AM)
so it seems that only 5 people in whole world no what they were doing, man thats just scary, lets hope that there are others that may also reply to this post - we might just find the info that we're after! good luck and god bless man kind..

onuris -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 11:49:28 AM)
I'll have whatever he's smoking..

misteria -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 1:00:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Watching South Park, and interestingly enough Cartmann had recieved an anal probe........... By God........a worldwide intergallactic conspiracy.............. Ron by the way, if I understand the post you are from the UK, how did you know about any happenings in Mass? Thats quite a distance I read ' in MASS " as in a huge group, not the state of Massachusetts.., could be wrong. I sure hope not tho, I live in Mass. and don't want to be rectally probed with out my consent[8D]. To answer the OP, I was fast asleep.

ProScatman -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 2:02:50 PM)
Actually, at 2:40 am last night I was wishing I had someone to anally probe orally! quote: ORIGINAL: Alexeiuk Me and a girl by the name of Delirum found out something very strange last night and we might be onto something - basically the UK is being systematically and aggressively anally probed (by aliens - just to clarify that on this site) )in MASS! We think that the alien race is using what ever they might find up there as fuel to power there highly advanced star cursers. Our findings came at 2.40 am this morning (GMT +/- 00.00) when I for the first time decided to email Delirum. It became pretty apparent to us both that we were the only 2 awake in the UK at that time - here's an exert from a memo that has just been leaked from a my email account - “look at the facts, 1 there's about 50 million people in the UK, 2 aliens exist, 3 so dose anal probing - I mean its staring us in the face don’t you think? my belief is that whilst me and you were up surfing the web the rest of the people that should have been enjoying there freedom on the site were in actual fact being probed (yes probably analy) by some highly advanced alien race. That makes perfect sense” My question isn't weather or not anal probing exist (we all know that it dose) but whether or not anybody remembers what they were doing last night at 2.40 am? I hope that I’m proved wrong but I think that people are in general blind to the truth. Thank you Alexei

Xploremyworld -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 2:15:49 PM)
I don't have any thoughts one way or the other as to whether or not aliens exist, but if they do, and if they are probing anally for intelligence on earth, this is certainly the most 'anal' thread to probe...

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 2:43:37 PM)
quote: I don't have any thoughts one way or the other as to whether or not aliens exist, but if they do, and if they are probing anally for intelligence on earth, this is certainly the most 'anal' thread to probe... If that's where they are looking for intelligent life.... wow... are they in for a rude awakening..... Jewel

MadameDahlia -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 2:46:36 PM)
Well I'm of the opinion that quite a number of Americans have their heads up their arse... maybe the aliens in question are simply trying to find out why.

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 3:22:50 PM)
Well, let me think...I was in bed, re-reading S/m 101...something about anal sex, I think...or wait, was I just dreaming that? OMG, is it possible...They've reached Canada??? Cin

Alexeiuk -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 7:23:33 PM)
Well it seems that there are quite a lot of people out there that do indeed see my point - that last one was grate!!!

fourpeas -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 9:21:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: onuris I'll have whatever he's smoking.. /me rolls on floor laughing... Second me in on that onuris!! I'll toke whatever he's smoking and while we're at it... ...I'll have what he's drinking, and shoot up what he's shooting up. And for the hell of it, I'll also participate in the orgy that is going to save us all from the aliens. You and I can get high off our asses (ha ha) and then run around a field with some cows.... oh wait... I think I was watching some tv the other day... maybe some re-runs? maybe... a show called South Park... ? Not sure... At 2:40 this morning I was not sleeping and I was mourning. I remember what I was doing.

CitizenWolf -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 10:39:22 PM)
Fueling space ships by "something they find" up your ass? Uh, well lemme tell you what's up your ass, shit...and lots of it. Posts like this are the reason that the general public thinks people who believe in aliens are retarded.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 10:49:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Faramir I was ass-fucking some bitch... Me too! [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] Nah, just kidding, I knew his name. M

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 10:52:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fourpeas [/me rolls on floor laughing... Second me in on that onuris!! I'll toke whatever he's smoking and while we're at it... ...I'll have what he's drinking, and shoot up what he's shooting up. And for the hell of it, I'll also participate in the orgy that is going to save us all from the aliens. You and I can get high off our asses (ha ha) and then run around a field with some cows.... I'll Join you there in taking whatever he's on. [sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] M

CalliopePurple -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/21/2005 11:19:45 PM)
I was talking to my best friend online while listening to Winamp...which happens to be exactly what I'm doing now.

proudsub -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/22/2005 1:23:20 AM)
When it's 2:40am in the UK I think it's 6:40pm here in WA state, so I was eating dinner. I do believe in aliens though.[:)]

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Anal prob - what were you doing at 2.40 AM last night??? (7/22/2005 8:19:36 AM)
quote: Well I'm of the opinion that quite a number of Americans have their heads up their arse... maybe the aliens in question are simply trying to find out why. As one of those americans that has never seen the inside of my ass... am wondering if they will share the results of their study? Jewel

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