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Nice Suit - 9/24/2007 10:59:42 AM   
Lucylastic


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A man who had just died is delivered to a Kentucky  mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba, the mortician, asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black   suit he is already wearing.
The widow however, says that she always  thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Bubba a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very  grateful.
How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, Bubba presents her with the blank check.

There's no charge,' he says.

'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am, Bubba says,'it didn't cost me a thing'.
 You see, a deceased Gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left
Yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So, I just switched the heads."


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RE: Nice Suit - 9/24/2007 11:03:54 AM   
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Didn't see that one coming. In fact it slipped past me the 1st time. I was like "so what's the joke". lol

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RE: Nice Suit - 9/24/2007 12:49:22 PM   
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LMAO.. i'm gona piss on myself ...

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RE: Nice Suit - 9/24/2007 5:12:21 PM   
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Soooooooo funny.  Thanks so much for making me laugh.



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RE: Nice Suit - 9/24/2007 7:34:44 PM   
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ok, I don't get it ... Head exchange?

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RE: Nice Suit - 9/24/2007 7:54:28 PM   
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hahaha It's like Photo Shop only in Real Life.

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RE: Nice Suit - 9/24/2007 11:54:00 PM   
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hmmmm well I didn't think I could spit chai tea out at quite that velocity before....lol.

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RE: Nice Suit - 9/25/2007 5:38:55 AM   
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 you are some sick puppies, grinsssssssssss
Im in good company, lol
Lucy
PS to zmey.... "ok, I don't get it ... Head exchange?"
you got it :)

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