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Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/24/2007 11:19:06 AM

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We arrived at the ticket counter about 3 minutes too late to get my bag checked, so I had to take it as carry-on. And of course, that's where I had packed the flogger.

They pulled me out of line with the bag and had to open the suitcase and look. A younger black lady and a guy with silver hair about my age or a little older (though he had a sparkly diamond earring in one ear) take me and the bag off to one side and start looking in the suitcase. The girl points at the sock-wrapped flogger and says, "What's this?" Because, as I had known it would be, the lead shot in the handle was really bright on the fluoroscope.

I said, "It's a flogger." All calm, no blushing.

"A what?" says the lady guard.

"A flogger, a type of whip, like a cat-o-nine."

"So... you hit people with this?" she says.

"Nope. I prefer to be hit, actually. But that's the general idea. A good way to make your spouse's eyes light up."

They look at it, the lady admires the handle and says how pretty it is, they pack up the suitcase.

The older fellow is blushing fiercely. He comes over while the lady is putting my stuff back in the suitcase and whispers, "Where is your dungeon?"

I restrained the giggle and said, "In Texas, but I guarantee there are places and clubs here in Atlanta. Google for 'Atlanta BDSM' and you'll find them."

"You have made my WHOLE DAY!" he tells me.

My sister, who was travelling with me and had been watching all this, says, "I can't take you anywhere!"

I normally send any toys in checked baggage for just this reason. My Lady is still laughing from me telling her about it when I got home.

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/24/2007 11:59:13 AM

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omg that is SO funny! i hope he finds the local community!

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/24/2007 12:41:52 PM

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I love that story.... years ago when I was traveling (before 9/11) I had a small carry on bag, as I was waiting for it to travel through the x-ray machine. I noticed it stopping and then backing up to be viewed again. Knowing full well what was going on, I shifted towards the security guards pointing at the screen, at this point the one asked my if it was my bag and I replies that it was.

This male guard then ask me to step to the end of the conveyor belt where there was a table, he opened the bag reached in and pulled out a very bright pink vibrator. With his hand wrapped about it and his face now as pink as the vibrator he stuttered and ask me what it was... without missing a beat; I very matter-of -factly stated, "It's a peze dispenser."

This was not a vibrator that look like anything eles other than what it was, a bright pink, male shaped penis. I then stated to him to return it to the bag, upon doing so he stammered out the dumbest question ,I have ever had asked me at an airport.

"Is there anything eles of interest in the bag?"

So I replied " I dont know, how interested where you in the pez dispenser??"

This was met by a loud laugh by the lady behind me well into her 50's, she then looked at the guard and said , "I'll look for you." I had to say the burst of laughter from both her and I, had him handing me my bag and sending me on my way.

Got to say it was the best time I ever had at an airport. Although I do love it, when I arrive at my destination and open up a suit case to find one of those " This bag was inspected by" slips.

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/24/2007 12:46:32 PM

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LOL that's funny, thanks for sharing Drifa *S*

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/24/2007 2:45:06 PM

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ha! Great story, thanks for sharing!

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/24/2007 5:00:53 PM

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Drifta and Jesiul

great stories! thanks so much for sharing them.....I really needed the laughter and smiles today.....you supplied both..

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/26/2007 12:30:12 PM

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i loved them both, now the day will go by much quicker

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/26/2007 5:09:36 PM

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That's funny!

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/27/2007 1:21:20 AM

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Congratulations!!! Very funny, and touching, in a way. I hope that guy finds what he's looking for, too.

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/27/2007 3:56:20 AM

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wish i was a little bird to see the look on the guy's face!

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/27/2007 9:06:01 AM

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that was awesome ;) i love hearing storys like this

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/27/2007 11:52:55 AM

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Very amusing story. I have wondered about air travel with toys recently as I will be flying to visit Master in November and only wanted to do a carry-on. I think I would be terribly embarrassed to have them pull out a vibrator or butt-plug and ask me about it. Maybe I should check my luggage?

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/27/2007 1:10:35 PM

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Maybe I should check my luggage?

Don't count on checking bags saving you a red face. Trust me on that!

Mistress and i were traveling to Boston to visit a friend. Her bag contained the toys. We had traveled together many times and never had a checked bag searched.....until our flight out of Providence RI.

At the ticket counter they obviously mislabled our bags. Hers got my name...mine got Hers. Remember, toys are in Her bag.

So, we take the bags to the checked baggage drop zone and are told to wait while they were xrayed. Ok. Suddenly we hear Her name called and a guard motions Her over to a semi screened area. She gets there and sees my bag open on a table. He says, is that your bag? She laughs and says no but its ok, I'm traveling with the owner. He takes out my toothpaste and does some test on it (guess they don't like crest), returns the toothpaste to my bag, closes it and tells Her to have a nice flight. She comes back to where I'm standing with a smirk on Her face. Before I can ask what happened.. I hear my name called.....

Yup, Her bag. The toy bag. I walk over, get asked. .is this your bag? I answer ummm no but I am traveling with it's owner and know theres nothing dangerous in it. Now mind you... they've called several people over to have their bags examined sooo I'm not standing there alone. The area is PARTLY screened off but not "private" by no means. He reaches into Her bag and pulls out a strap on dildo, calls out to the other guards in the area to get their attention and waves the damn thing in the air like a flag. Needless to say the only sound in the immediate area was the sound of my Mistress howling with laughter at seeing my face turn the brightest shade of red you could imagine. Oh yes, She moved so She could witness what was about to happen, knowing FULL well what bag they had called me over for.

To this day I swear She deliberately got those name tags on the bags switched because She enjoys telling that story far too much to not be totally guilty! *stilllll blushing about it 2 years later*

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RE: Air Travel - an amusing story - 9/28/2007 12:28:32 AM

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Several years ago (before 9/11) i was traveling to meet my Dom for a weekend and He had instructed me to travel with ben wah balls in place that He had sent to me as a gift. Nice, pretty, heavy metal ones that He thought would have me all revved up and ready when i arrived. You guessed it, they set off the metal detector! It was a small airport and the only security person was a female. i panicked and told her i was wearing metal studded panties because the wand kept beeping in my crotch area. She looked skeptical so i told her she was welcome to listen to my crotch for a ticking sound. She blushed beet red and declined and let me pass. i'd never get away with it these days and would probably be strip searched. From that day on i've only traveled with plastic ones but it's made me laugh many times remembering it. LOL

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