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New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 3:34:18 PM   
Estring


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Status: offline 		I bought a new Dyson Vacuum for my slave yesterday. I am certain that at this moment she would do anything for me. And I do mean anything.

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 3:35:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Estring

I bought a new Dyson Vacuum for my slave yesterday. I am certain that at this moment she would do anything for me. And I do mean anything.



If she doesn't...

...suck it up.

*dashes back out, naked like Calvin looking for Hobbes*


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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 3:38:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ooooh I've wanted one of those for ages! How is it? Is it the bestest ever? Wow, a Dyson... goes swirly in the canister. Mmm the pet hair goes away. Dustbunnies quake in terror. No corner left unvaccummed etc.
It got kind of hot all of a sudden.
Oh and what color is it?


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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 3:39:09 PM   
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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 3:47:06 PM   
Estring


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Status: offline 		It is the "Ball" 15, yellow in color. I have to admit, it sucked up quite a bit of crap from what we thought were clean carpets. She is finding new things to vacuum by the minute as well. Lol.

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 3:51:45 PM   
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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 4:22:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		i have a dyson too. awesome things. grossness in what it picks up that you had no idea was actually there!!

does having dyson's make us uber cool? or just uber clean?

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 4:50:02 PM   
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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 6:22:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Estring

I bought a new Dyson Vacuum for my slave yesterday. I am certain that at this moment she would do anything for me. And I do mean anything.

my current debate is "Dyson..or new couch?"  or "Dyson...or digital SLR?"

so far it's neither..

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 6:24:37 PM   
ChicagoSwitchMal


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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/24/2007 7:25:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Estring

I bought a new Dyson Vacuum for my slave yesterday. I am certain that at this moment she would do anything for me. And I do mean anything.

Along these same lines, I just got a washer and dryer set last Thursday.  I feel the same way.  Just makes a slave feel so indebted and eager to please.  Not that I don't always but, wow, this is like icing on the cake..............luci

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/26/2007 8:56:04 PM   
LDRandAstarte


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<edited because I misspelled hmmm, had too many m's>

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/26/2007 9:11:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm not familiar with a Dyson, but when i get gifts like vacuum cleaners, chain saws and lawnmowers i'm not exactly thrilled.  And yes i got a chainsaw for Mother's Day once and a lawnmower for my birthday.

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/27/2007 3:56:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dysons are great. One of the few things out of the UK lately that is any good. As usual, the inventor got no help from banks and so on despite the superior nature of the product (building a better mousetrap gets one nowhere here). As usual, manufacture has been shipped off - to Malaysia I think, because its not a good place to make anything here. One wouldnt want to express such thoughts of course, but it seems that policy is that we all do insurance and banking in the UK - which make money but do not create wealth.

Nevertheless, a superior product which will suck up anything and everything. Including in my case, concrete dust from the floor below the carpet, straight through the carpet. Try it on your bed if you dare - but be warned, its scary.

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/27/2007 6:55:17 PM   
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Nevertheless, a superior product which will suck up anything and everything.


Oh my, i can picture all kinds of body parts getting stuck in that.

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/27/2007 7:18:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Estring

I bought a new Dyson Vacuum for my slave yesterday. I am certain that at this moment she would do anything for me. And I do mean anything.


Does it clean the floor without me having to do anything?

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/27/2007 7:20:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
Nevertheless, a superior product which will suck up anything and everything. Including in my case, concrete dust from the floor below the carpet, straight through the carpet. Try it on your bed if you dare - but be warned, its scary.



Ok... now I want one just because I'm curious if it really does work that well and what I will find in our carpet.

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/27/2007 8:13:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		My vacuum is the pits!!..does not even suck up a wee bit of hair off the carpet..If only I could have a dyson as well..I have been eyeballing those for soooo long..but price is somewhat prohibitive...darn that need for eating!!!!..Tempting

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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/27/2007 8:16:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have a Dyson
Its living in Las Vegas with my parents becasue it didnt fit in the car when I moved.
I might try and pack it and bring it back this time
Angel never vacuums for me, so a new vacuum would only make him a happier subbie since he is allegic to dust in teh carpets and the dyson doe a far better job than my little dirt devil

DV


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RE: New Vacuum= Key To Submission? - 9/28/2007 12:18:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		mmmmm.....Dyson.......I've already earmarked funds from my income tax refund for one of those babies!  Trust me, I'd do anything for one of those, too! 



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