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pahunkboy -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 10:15:07 AM)
ok- i cant restrain myself. salary raises for public servants. legilsation labeled- the happy bill; when in fact it is the sad bill! a price change, which is changed for whoes benefit. "necessary personel" press one to hear this in english. worse yet- tell the recording how it can help you. your call is important. [so they have you on hold] thats not my department. [no one can cancel your cell, satelite,ISP]

mnottertail -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 10:15:56 AM)
In one of the hannibal lector films, my daughter her boyfriend and I were watching, and hannibal fills out a prescription signing his name and M.D. ---- the boyfriend looks at me and says, 'Whut's an MD?' . I looked thru him and at my daughter............ Ron

earthycouple -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 10:29:50 AM)
Ok, back in high school...I had the AMAZING opportunity to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Solider in Arlington Cemetary. I went back to school and reported about the experience. Some stupid chick piped up, I kid you not: "Who's buried there?"

Rule -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 10:48:01 AM)
In Dutch the womb is called baarmoeder (which presumably etymologically stands for "organ used by the mother to bring forth / or to show / or to carry"; yes, it is confusing). When I learned of this name, being crazy at the time and extremely logical, I of course insisted - as a linguistical requirement - that there also ought to be an organ called baarvader (i.e. baar father). My class mates made fun of me.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 10:51:54 AM)
quote: lawyer-so he was dead doctor-yes his brain was on my desk lawyer- so its not possible for him to have been alive through the autopsy doctor-yes i suppose he could have been out practising law somewhere Just an aside: This is a true exchange from an actual courtroom. It is from one of the hysterically funny books by Gerald Uelman, a defense lawyer and professor at University of Santa Clara. The books are collections of actual silly comments, dumb questions and lawyer gaffes collected over the years. One of my other favorites: Q: "And are you qualified to give a urine sample?" A: "Yes I am, and have been since early childhood." and so are YOU. E.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 10:55:31 AM)
quote: In one of the hannibal lector films, my daughter her boyfriend and I were watching, and hannibal fills out a prescription signing his name and M.D. ---- the boyfriend looks at me and says, 'Whut's an MD?' . I looked thru him and at my daughter............ Ron Ron, I've had those moments, too. But consider (as one father of a daughter to another): If she knows he's that stupid, why does she stay with him? Don't follow that train of thought...it goes where you don't want to! E.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 11:51:48 AM)
i love to give head .. .wait that wasn't stupid... dammit.... fuck it.. it stays

mnottertail -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 11:52:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama i love to give head .. .wait that wasn't stupid... dammit.... fuck it.. it stays it is truely profound, in my estimation.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 11:54:01 AM)
i said something profound ?? puts the lolipop down

MissHarlet -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 12:02:07 PM)
BDSM is only about abuse and for control freaks ..... or prostitutes and the mentally ill .

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 12:05:29 PM)
what if your a one legged mentally ill prostitute who's a recoveing mormon?

mnottertail -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 12:07:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama what if your a one legged mentally ill prostitute who's a recoveing mormon? The OP still would like you to quote or say something stupid, is my reading of the post. Ron

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 12:10:55 PM)
i've already said something stupid... earlier in the thread but i'll give it another try bananas scream when they are smashed and do not push the yellow button or you will lose all of your hair and please use only one square of toilet paper when using the bathroom

FullCircle -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 12:49:09 PM)
"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007 "Amnesty means that you've got to pay a price for having been here illegally, and this bill does that." --George W. Bush, on the immigration reform bill, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2007 "There are jobs Americans aren't doing. ... If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about." --George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 "One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be." --George W. Bush, on military benefits, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007 “We are making steadfast progress." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 9, 2003 "We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq." —George W. Bush, Santa Clara, Calif., May 2, 2003 "When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003 "Let me tell you my thoughts about tax relief. When your economy is kind of ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money." —George W. Bush, Boston, Oct. 4, 2002 “The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." —George W. Bush, discussing the decline of the French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair Goldmine: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms2003.htm

litleone8620 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 1:29:10 PM)
On a trip with my family to the Budweiser plant in St. Louis, the horses (clydesdales) were outside grazing, and before we went inside, we had a chance to take pictures of them and everything. I look at the horses, then at my mom and say this little gem: "Where does the beer come out of?"

e01n -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 1:29:23 PM)
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext95/pprty10.txt quote: CHAPTER IV. THAT PROPERTY IS IMPOSSIBLE DEMONSTRATION. AXIOM. Property is the Right of Increase claimed by the Proprietor over any thing which he has stamped as his own. FIRST PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because it demands Something for Nothing. SECOND PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because, wherever it exists, Production costs more than it is worth. THIRD PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because, with a given Capital, Production is proportional to Labor, not to Property. FOURTH PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because it is Homicide. FIFTH PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because, if it exists, Society devours itself. Appendix to the Fifth Proposition. SIXTH PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because it is the Mother of Tyranny. SEVENTH PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because, in consuming its Receipts, it loses them; in hoarding them, it nullifies them; and, in using them as Capital, it turns them against Production. EIGHTH PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because its Power of Accumulation is infinite, and is exercised only over Finite Quantities. NINTH PROPOSITION Property is Impossible, because it is powerless against Property. TENTH PROPOSITION. Property is Impossible, because it is the Negation of Equality.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 3:34:56 PM)
quote: litleone8620: "Where does the beer come out of?" Have you ever tasted Budwiser? That wasn't stupid, it was perceptive! E.

breatheasone -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 3:36:13 PM)
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

Emperor1956 -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 3:37:28 PM)
"Mission Accomplished!" my political stupidity of the day. E.

Lumus -> RE: Say or Quote Something Stupid (9/25/2007 4:13:35 PM)
I'm sure I could conjure up a stupid quote if I wanted, but I'm not in the mood to belittle someone just for being dumb. So I'll say something st00p1d instead: "Im a guy whos a dom thats Dom who lieks to pwn wimmen so if y00 arent 0wned or y00 ar and bord and y00 want a REAL guy dom who can use y00 then y00 bettr msg me Now cuz i will maek y00 by bizzich! and y00 will do wutevur I say cuz i'm thu B0$$ 0f al y00 bizziches out ther y00 jes don now it yit so msg m3 NOW an be ready to suk my REAL C0Ck. An n0 GUYS!!!!!!" [oww...hurt my brain...to write that...]

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