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Lumus -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 10:41:57 PM)
from somewhere in the shadowy rafters Yesss. Excellent. Let the mayhem unfurl and seep, insidiously, into the unsuspecting. Let it boil their blood; blacken skin; force epithets from lungs shackled to throats made raw, as they force the cries of the damned into the sky. Speak in strange tongues, strangled whispers; whimper under the oppressive weight of unseen shackles that bind us. Call fury from the heavens, and let madness prevail! Damn your souls with the utterance of oaths and truth; wade in thick, relentless pleasure until your will is submersed by the radiating waves of lust. Shatter the mirrors in your minds, and reform them, broken still, so that the distortion you see matches the distortions you feel. Drink the sweat of frenzy and cast it outwards from your eyes, your sex, your fingers. Chaos is come.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/25/2007 10:50:40 PM)
His voice radiates down to my very soul.

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 10:37:47 AM)
It was a mistake to agree to date someone 2 hours away. I never should of agreed.

SweetDommes -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 10:46:48 AM)
Holly has a page of things like this on her website - she calls it the nowhere page ... (it starts with an Ozzy quote, of course 'The road to nowhere leads to me') It has things on it like: 'don't worry, Ozzy (the rat we had at the time) doesn't bite' pause 'ow! Ozzy bit me!' (Holly smelled like tacos at the time ... Ozzy really liked tacos). 'Ozzy, don't lick that lightbulb!' 'Strokin it like Col. Sanders' (friend of ours who had a little scruffy beard and was rubbing it 'thoughtfully' one night) There are tons of others ... and of course, all the ones that we never remembered to put up there - but it's a fun diversion from time to time LOL

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 10:50:48 AM)
bananas and peanutbutter

pseudopsychotic -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 10:51:32 AM)
"You ate my enchilada!" "I will never blink." "Where did all the anvils go?"

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 11:40:24 AM)
you are Master's nasty little fucktoy slut.. whore.. you're His now bitch. yep.. .those lil voices are evil...

ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:08:59 PM)
"don't bother me I'm doing my taxes" ~ from the mouth of a three year old

Lumus -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:12:54 PM)
I used to go to psychiatrists, but now I don't trust them. I told one psychiatrist that I was in touch with my inner child. He charged me with child abuse.

ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:12:58 PM)
"Shhhhush.....don't talk.....", said sexily to incredibly hot but incredibly stupid boy who is about to be in a comprimising position but could ruin everything by saying something too stupid to ignore.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:13:04 PM)
from me and my best friend at 5 am . one summer.. ( pills + sleep depravation + the giggles) Her: oh shit.. the green men are back.. and the flower is moving Me: rember water kills the eggs Her: no no the eggs kill the water thus we need lemonade to kill them Me: i'll go get the lemonade Her: you are not leaving me here with these green men i'm coming with you - we tried to get the lemonade and fell down three times.. we did manage to get the lemonade but as we were returning to my room we saw a spider and thus did not get any sleep that night..

Lumus -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:14:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama from me and my best friend at 5 am . one summer.. ( pills + sleep depravation + the giggles) Her: oh shit.. the green men are back.. and the flower is moving Me: rember water kills the eggs Her: no no the eggs kill the water thus we need lemonade to kill them Me: i'll go get the lemonade Her: you are not leaving me here with these green men i'm coming with you - we tried to get the lemonade and fell down three times.. we did manage to get the lemonade but as we were returning to my room we saw a spider and thus did not get any sleep that night.. When the noodles fell, was your poodle driving - or did the mayonnaise scream?

ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:15:41 PM)
*"yeah baaaby",* said with a singing rhythm every time the conversation lags.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:16:14 PM)
Having to learn to bite my tongue has been a blessing, since I work in customer service. But my favorite little voice that escaped is definately the response to customer snark. "What flavor are they? (in reference to suppositories) "If you can tell me that, you are using them wrong, sir." And an aside to the new manager who wasnt quite used to my sense of humor yet "And I can gaurantee they taste like shit" "Do you have these anywhere else?" Holding up eggs from the cooler "If we do, would you REALLY want to buy them?" And of course my most recent favorite: "Yes, you are the mechanic, however just becasue I was born with tits doesnt mean I am clueless about a car." DV

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:18:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama from me and my best friend at 5 am . one summer.. ( pills + sleep depravation + the giggles) Her: oh shit.. the green men are back.. and the flower is moving Me: rember water kills the eggs Her: no no the eggs kill the water thus we need lemonade to kill them Me: i'll go get the lemonade Her: you are not leaving me here with these green men i'm coming with you - we tried to get the lemonade and fell down three times.. we did manage to get the lemonade but as we were returning to my room we saw a spider and thus did not get any sleep that night.. When the noodles fell, was your poodle driving - or did the mayonnaise scream? no actually the cat was driving and the mayo cried the whole time..

Lumus -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:20:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama from me and my best friend at 5 am . one summer.. ( pills + sleep depravation + the giggles) Her: oh shit.. the green men are back.. and the flower is moving Me: rember water kills the eggs Her: no no the eggs kill the water thus we need lemonade to kill them Me: i'll go get the lemonade Her: you are not leaving me here with these green men i'm coming with you - we tried to get the lemonade and fell down three times.. we did manage to get the lemonade but as we were returning to my room we saw a spider and thus did not get any sleep that night.. When the noodles fell, was your poodle driving - or did the mayonnaise scream? no actually the cat was driving and the mayo cried the whole time.. Blue.

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 3:25:47 PM)
beware of the yellow palm trees wearing reflective socks and the blue ball bounces only this high and mr. happy pants is in the outhouse

scifi1133 -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/26/2007 5:32:00 PM)
if id have shot you when i wanted id be out by now...always seems to pop into my head

ocilla -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/27/2007 8:13:32 AM)
*there's no mercy in slaptown*

HotFaerieMama -> RE: Marshmallows are brain food. (9/27/2007 9:17:06 AM)
the sunbeams are made of cotton

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