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To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/26/2007 9:44:43 AM   
pahunkboy


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How to date ladies!

Men, men, men; in order to improve your dating life, I am about to share a surefire way to get dates.

Set aside your pride. When this works you can send me a dinner.
Locate a beauty school in your locale.  Find out the hours the students serve the public.

Go in for a haircut. This is the time to dress clean and nice.
Beauty school students get educated by providing service to the public at cheap prices.

During your haircut; mention to the hairdresser that you are sigle and looking for a nice girl to date. Ask if she knows anyone. Tell her to ask around as you will come by next week to try some of their other services. Go there EVERY WEEK.

Mom went to be a nail teck. When I enterred every person in the building checked me out- as in fresh meat. 

These students are beauty orieted. And they are betterring themself for a job. [I know a beatician that earns more then her husband, an electrician]

If you are alone. You are by choice! This advice will change your life.

Ask and you shall recieve. You can send me money later. LOL.

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/26/2007 2:56:24 PM   
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LOL  good advice but don't think that'll help this bear  LMAO

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/26/2007 3:01:56 PM   
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Count the rings on her fingers if she looks like she is wearing a pair of knuckle dusters you can be sure she has expensive tastes. This advice is free at the point of origin.

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/26/2007 3:06:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

LOL  good advice but don't think that'll help this bear  LMAO



what about a school for men to learn to be come proper gentlemen??

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/26/2007 5:02:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

LOL  good advice but don't think that'll help this bear  LMAO



what about a school for men to learn to be come proper gentlemen??


Well HFM, that may work for other men but I enjoy being exactly who I am! There's a little bit of everything in me! I can be proper when social situations warranted it, though  it's not something I can do 24/7  LOL


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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/26/2007 8:11:47 PM   
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it beats getting hit on by the lonely guys at Home Depot

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/27/2007 5:43:26 AM   
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this is going to be interesting.........
could anyone that tries it let us know how it goes?

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/27/2007 7:09:05 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

LOL  good advice but don't think that'll help this bear  LMAO



what about a school for men to learn to be come proper gentlemen??


Well HFM, that may work for other men but I enjoy being exactly who I am! There's a little bit of everything in me! I can be proper when social situations warranted it, though  it's not something I can do 24/7  LOL

ok- as for you- color your face hair or delete it.

get out where there is MEN. and talk about the current topic.  Tool shows are good. Find a man hobby. fixing cars, bodywork, joind the ymca and a bowling team. go hunting fishing camping.

typically beauty schools have 1 or 2 males- many og which are gay.

visit the gay friendly park. [tho take the guy home if sex]

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/27/2007 7:11:40 AM   
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I know a lonely man in Minn who is looking for a lonely man....I ought to just shoot you his e-mail then claim ignorance...hehe.

These ideas work for men to you know.

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/27/2007 7:22:54 AM   
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hetero dating is messed up. gay dating is messed up 10 fold. the trouble is- when a man denoted himself as gay/bi; human nature is to sample all the sex that can be scored. a sowing of wilds oats. once a guy has had every penis in the valley- and wont stop; it doesnt make for a romantic relationship.

some prison boys will act like they are interested- but that is for a roof- and makes the home a target for things to be missing. for instance- the whole coin collect will look untouched- when coins on page 35, 98, 188 have been pawned. Anyhow- if you possess collcetables, antiques or valuables. dont be moving anyone in!!

i noticed w myself- certain outfits look better then other. a baggy t-shirt vs a tank top- the tank top wins....

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RE: To the lonely men ~~~ !! - 9/27/2007 10:22:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

LOL  good advice but don't think that'll help this bear  LMAO


i thought all male hairdressers were gay themselves so they will know lots of gay men and some of them have to be single

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