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perverseangelic -> RE: Dim Doms (7/24/2005 10:55:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Focus50
Excuse me, but just WTF do you mean by "and so on and so forth." ???? That's the funniest thing I've read in years and you cop out with "and so on and so forth."!!!!

Talk about an anticlimax! You should rant more often....![:D]

Focus50.




Hehhehe....

well, if you like, I have many/most of my other rants up on a silly little livejournal for the purpose. (Well, technically it's for all my BDSM adventures, but everything is locked except for the rants)

www.livejournal.com/users/yesterdaysstar

I -used- to post them in my collarme journal, but someone objected to my posting conversations without -any- identifying marks.




perverseangelic -> RE: Dim Doms (7/24/2005 10:57:00 AM)

MadameDahlia, I think I love you. Looks like we have very similar experiences, on opposite sides of the whip.

Go you.




MadameDahlia -> RE: Dim Doms (7/24/2005 11:58:09 AM)

Whoo hoo! Love is fantastic.

But I'd have to check with the Missus. -grins-

I think there are always going to be those whose primary goal in life is to hurt the heads of other people. If you toss it right back at them it relieves some of the pressure and may even cause laughter as a side affect.




CalliopePurple -> RE: Dim Doms (7/24/2005 12:26:04 PM)

perverse, can I friend you on LJ? my name there is the same as it is here.




perverseangelic -> RE: Dim Doms (7/24/2005 2:40:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple

perverse, can I friend you on LJ? my name there is the same as it is here.


Go for it. I'll add you to that journal if you wnt to read it. It isn't my "real" journal (which you're welcome to if you want) but it's got some fun stuff in it.




CalliopePurple -> RE: Dim Doms (7/24/2005 4:24:39 PM)

Thanks. I just have the one LJ, with a "kink-friendly" filter so I can only let the open-minded read about my BDSM thoughts and activities, such as my first play party last night which I probably should write about.




LdyAuburn -> RE: Dim Doms (7/24/2005 5:13:20 PM)

I really like that term, DimDoms. I am so going to have problems ordering Dim Sims when out with certain members at munches





MasterTemujin -> RE: Dim Doms (7/31/2005 8:21:56 AM)

No matter how much effort is placed in keeping the riff raff out, it always seems that a few slip through the cracks.


R/S,

Master Temujin




ehlovindom -> RE: Dim Doms (7/31/2005 8:33:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Faramir

Well at least there is cosmic balance - for every dim dom there is a woefully stupid sub.



What he said!





subcheryl -> RE: Dim Doms (7/31/2005 8:58:31 AM)

LOL these are so funny. My Master and I have made a joke out of one such email that I received that appears other ladies heard from the same "dom", but he more or less slammed Master and I as online wannabes and Master as a computer geek,(how far from the truth he is he will never know and one pt of joke we make) and that I should get my fat ass back to the computer and chat online and each my chips and cookies as that is all I was good for, when I responded back to the contrary he said he did not want to collar me and did not want to talk to me again, i thought what the FUCK, and wrote back saying that I would not except a collar from a jerk like him, only to see he had blocked me. In the lounge found out the same guy did it to several others here, and we all had a good laugh at his expense, so guess they do serve their purpose in giving us all a much needed laugh for the day. Oh and must say had never chatted with this guy until he sent the first hate message out of the blue and it was obvious he did not read my profile as it states that Master and I are 24/7, I think someone was having a bad hair day.




IronBear -> RE: Dim Doms (7/31/2005 12:10:12 PM)

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but he more or less slammed Master and I as online wannabes and Master as a computer geek


RWL.... I have a way of dealing with people like that if they have the courage to make such idiotic statements to my face and especially in public infront of a number of people..... lets assume that some idiot calls me a idiot.. I simple tell them that: "Yes I'm a idiot, and I'm proud of it. In fact I'm the biggest idiot in Australia. Thankyou for recognising this, but... What have you ever achieved may I ask?" That usually has then crawling away to find some place to hide.




fastlane -> RE: Dim Doms (7/31/2005 12:20:00 PM)

Dim Doms? I thought this was a post about the type of candy we eat at the movies?

Since it is not, pass the jujubes and I'll tell you what I think.

Desperate Doms are hoping to find desperate women, so make desperate pleas and hope they get desperate answers.

Too Damn bad someones has already aired Desperate Housewives....Desperate Doms would be a much better watch!




IronBear -> RE: Dim Doms (7/31/2005 12:24:06 PM)

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Too Damn bad someones has already aired Desperate Housewives....Desperate Doms would be a much better watch!


Heh.. Pass the idea on to Foxtel, they'll probably run a comedy skit about it ......




Padriag -> RE: Dim Doms (7/31/2005 12:47:05 PM)

Comedy Channel, MadTV, they'd love the idea I would imagine. [;)]




miikaawaadizi -> RE: Dim Doms (8/1/2005 1:40:10 PM)

I still like the email

"Hi, I know your profile says that you delete unread any emails you get from people who haven't asked your Master for permission to email you first, but I was emailing you to tell you to email your Master telling him to email me so I can ask him for permission to email you. Thanks.

Sir DomlyLordHighAndMightyMachoThingieOnSteroids

p.s. wanna new master?"

~miika




mnottertail -> RE: Dim Doms (8/1/2005 1:44:54 PM)

Why can't the Dim Doms chase the Ho Hos ?





IronBear -> RE: Dim Doms (8/1/2005 2:15:48 PM)

Ho Hos hide from Dim Doms???????




Bbare45 -> RE: Dim Doms (8/1/2005 3:49:05 PM)

dizzi, and others,

Thanks for the laughs!




ItzKat -> RE: Dim Doms (8/1/2005 7:30:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia


quote:

ORIGINAL: perverseangelic

Me: My partner prefers I am not sexual with anyone that isn't him.
Him: He's wrong.
Me: Huh?
Him: Slaves should be available to anyone who wants to use them.
Me: Well, regardless these are his rules and I don't break them.
Him: Fuck that I want to view your cam.
Me: I'm not allowed to. How would you like it if your girl/boy broke your rules just because you didn't have to be there at the moment?
Him: It wouldn't be a problem if she was being used. She is there to be used, and bring someone pleasure even if it's breaking my rules.
Me: Ah. Can't say i understand that, but it isn't how my dynamic works, in any case.
Him: Then he isn't a REAL dominant. He would want you to be used if he was.
Me: He wants me to be used as -he- sees fit. Which includes obeying his rules.
Him: He isn't a good Master then. A real master knows other's pleasure should be his slave's first duty.



-giggles- When I'm in a deviant sort of mood I enjoy this sort of banter with the less than gifted in the intelligence department. They get so bloody riled up I nearly fall out of my chair with laughter. I remember one such conversation...

Him: Do you domn8 guys?
Me: No.
Him: But ur a Dominate!
Me: Nope!
Him: Y does ur profile say "dominate"?
Me: It doesn't. Read more carefully.
Him: I did & it does.
Me: Nope again. I'm a Domme - who will sometimes "dominate". There's a difference.
Him: Wot do u mean?
Me: It's a matter of using basic English.
Him: Y? R u from englan?
Me: Yes. You've figured it out. Even though I'm listed as living in California I'm actually from England. You win today's prize.
Him: Wot? WTF? Y wold u put cali if ur from england?
Me: I think that one went right over your head.
Him: wat did? Wat r u talkin abot?
Me: You have an irrational prejudice against the words What, About, You, Are and What. I cannot tolerate such bias.
Him: i'm not! i like all colors...
Me: There's just no saving grace is there?
Him: wat?
Me: Never mind.


Okay, this one is just priceless. I giggled earlier with PAngle, but this one is classic. [:D]

Kat




Leonidas -> RE: Dim Doms (8/2/2005 5:18:03 AM)

I think you need to revisit your definition of "Dom".




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