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I was struck by this song! - 9/27/2007 8:29:28 AM

BoiJenSA

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So I heard this song on the radio the other day and I'm just geared up to hear it again after reading a profile that listed things like "Lives for: canes, crops, begging role pllaying games (EXPERT) and Likes: bar hopping ,web surfing (EXPERT)," and some such other would be lifestyle stuff...lets see how many people relate:

I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace.

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online.

I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I've ever been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.

When you've got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in.

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.

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RE: I was struck by this song! - 9/27/2007 8:33:29 AM

breatheasone

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Funny song....LOL but I can't relate...i'm a geek on and off line...it matters not LOL

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RE: I was struck by this song! - 9/27/2007 8:50:07 AM

pseudopsychotic

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I am Hollywood.

Joke.

Great song.

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