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eastcoastgal -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/9/2007 10:54:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan Does this smell like chlorophorm to you? hahaha should have seen this one before i responded a minute ago.....knowing my naivete, I would instinctively give it a whiff before even thinking of what I was just asked. Note to self: don't smell random people's hankies!

InkedMaster -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/13/2007 8:07:30 PM)
If we were squirrels,could I bust a nut in your hole? I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

kajirina -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/15/2007 9:20:42 PM)
I have a Harley Davidson, does that turn you on? Said to me and a girlfriend by the fattest, greasiest, hairiest, summer-toothed troll on the planet. We laughed so hard we got the hiccups, and he slunk away to the crowd yelling, "LOSER!"

Gwynvyd -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/15/2007 9:28:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eastcoastgal "If i could be any enzyme, i'd be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes" I'm a med student....i can't get nerd out of my blood. Sadly I get it.. and damn it. I might even use it. Gods I am such a geek. Gwyn

Tarantuladoll -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/15/2007 11:38:25 PM)
The sad thing is I have had two of them used on me.....[:'(] “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? and “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

bunkie -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/16/2007 3:03:35 AM)
Ha! All so funny... I had a guy you know sort of crook his finger at me to beckon me over. When I walked up to him he said "If i made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with a whole hand" ewww....

Silvar -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/16/2007 5:55:44 AM)
LOL man, and I thought my pick up lines were bad. [:D]

Kuprin -> RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines (10/16/2007 11:27:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: eastcoastgal "If i could be any enzyme, i'd be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes" I'm a med student....i can't get nerd out of my blood. Sadly I get it.. and damn it. I might even use it. Gods I am such a geek. Gwyn Gwyn, if you used that on me I don't know if you'd even get me out of the place before my pants were off. :P Mine: "Testing, testing...tap tap is this thing turned on?" - works well on a girl who's been checking you out a while.

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