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Bubba's New Speedo - 9/29/2007 9:04:42 AM

LotusSong

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(an oldie but goodie :)

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.. They're years outta style.Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them.I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want!" replies his friend Billy Bob. The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

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RE: Bubba's New Speedo - 9/29/2007 10:27:12 AM

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RE: Bubba's New Speedo - 9/29/2007 6:51:24 PM

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lol, yep thats the blind leading the blind there.

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RE: Bubba's New Speedo - 10/1/2007 12:43:54 AM

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...Speedos and Taters?

Why does that frighten me.

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RE: Bubba's New Speedo - 10/1/2007 12:59:44 AM

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Now there's a visual I did NOT need!

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RE: Bubba's New Speedo - 10/1/2007 2:03:38 AM

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Gotta love Bubba jokes!

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RE: Bubba's New Speedo - 10/1/2007 9:02:37 PM

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I haven't heard that one in a long time.

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