The less you know, the more you make

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Ponyboy7 -> The less you know, the more you make (9/29/2007 2:29:12 PM)
Salary Theorem The less you know, the more you make. Proof: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money . Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Termyn8or -> RE: The less you know, the more you make (10/1/2007 12:53:46 PM)
Damn, now that you taught us something we are all going to have to demand a pay cut. T

Crush -> RE: The less you know, the more you make (10/1/2007 5:00:23 PM)
Crud, I'm a college professor........but wait, how does "absent-minded" factor into the equation???

Saratov -> RE: The less you know, the more you make (10/1/2007 6:09:39 PM)
[sm=ofcourse.gif] I knew I shouldn't have accepted that Doctorate!! [sm=banghead.gif]

trappedinamuseum -> RE: The less you know, the more you make (10/1/2007 6:31:41 PM)
Effing-A! Does this mean I am going to make less than I do now when I get my Master's? What about my doctorate? Museum people don't make much...I'll have to pay to work there.

HypnoticDan -> RE: The less you know, the more you make (10/1/2007 11:12:56 PM)
Well following on that logic... Women = time * money Time = money and everyone knows money is the root of evil, money = sqrt(evil) Putting it all together we find Women = money * money Women = sqrt(evil) * sqrt(evil) Women = evil

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