Termyn8or
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This is too much. Some of you may remember the dude I ranted about because he asked me a question and then interrupted me three words into the answer. I threw him out but did not excomminicate him or anything, it was just enough now.
Same dude, true story. Tonight he came over, and had to go to the bacouse, the john, the bathroom. Put some beer into the recycle bin.
In the hall to the bathroom I have one of those energy saving thingamagigs and it takes about one second to light up once powered.
This guy turned it on and then turned it off immediately saying "This is burned out". And this is from a guy who works in a building that is almost exclusively lit with flourescent lights.
Inside, I cracked up pretty good. Maybe nobody sees humor exactly the way I do, so what. It is so ironic on different levels.
That's why I like Polack jokes. I am a Polack, and I know how we are. You will find us to be smart as well as formidable sometimes. The jokes are an irony, and I love irony. And irony is the basis of much humor and other things of interest. Long live irony I guess.
If I took all the good ones I can remember from my house and reenact them, it would be a hell of a show. "What's that mop doing there", "I don't know what you are hallucinating, but it ain't doing shit".
I mean seriously folks, there are times my house is better than Seinfeld, or whatever. These people are nuts. I mean, every time they say something is driving them nuts, I say "Too late". And I mean it.
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