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OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 9:50:10 AM   
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Ok...this is a rant...I am SICK and Tired of getting ALL these polite E-mails....I want some of the nasty sick twisted perverted shit everyone else is complaining about!.......

This has been a test of your kink emergency broadcast system....Thank You.


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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 9:52:00 AM   
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If I asked to lick your earlobes would you find it presumptuous of me that you had earlobes?

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 9:52:17 AM   
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I can forward you some of mine if you'd like.
I'm seriously shocked you havent gotten quite a few... but being listed as a couple does cut down on that.  List as a Domme, you'll get plenty :P

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 9:53:48 AM   
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If I asked to lick your earlobes would you find it presumptuous of me that you had earlobes?

Why yes i would....you know what they say about assuming....LOL


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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 9:55:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

I can forward you some of mine if you'd like.
I'm seriously shocked you havent gotten quite a few... but being listed as a couple does cut down on that.  List as a Domme, you'll get plenty :P

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Ma'am...I can't even phathom what you must have to sift through daily...seriously ...and i AM sorry that happens to you....I just wanted to poke some fun at the situation in general...you know lighten it up a little...


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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 9:56:48 AM   
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careful what you ask for.....

i mean most times its not a big thing, and when you open an eamil that a total stranger want to be pissed on and shat on by you, or piss and shit on you, you can delete or laugh and delete...... but somtimes you are not expecting it, and you have had a really bad day, and you open that up and it can make you cry.

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 10:04:57 AM   
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the next time i get one - i shall send it your way

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 10:09:45 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: breatheasone

Ok...this is a rant...I am SICK and Tired of getting ALL these polite E-mails....I want some of the nasty sick twisted perverted shit everyone else is complaining about!.......

This has been a test of your kink emergency broadcast system....Thank You.



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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 10:11:14 AM   
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I'll take you up on that offer, if she doesn't want them.  I'd find them hilarious.

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 10:15:49 AM   
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I tried to do my part.

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 10:22:06 AM   
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Day-um!!!  You really ARE a masochist.
 
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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 12:44:45 PM   
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Hm, I guess I'm not the only one who hasn't gotten a kb of spam requests or some truly disturbing mass emails; and here I thought I was the only one. Damn, I don't feel special anymore. lol.

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 1:16:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DMFParadox

I'll take you up on that offer, if she doesn't want them.  I'd find them hilarious.


You would.

Most of the ones I get are polite and interested in getting to know me.  Although I've had a few that stated that I was a bad girl and needed spanking.  I wondered if they were stalking me or something!!  How did they know??

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 2:00:45 PM   
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I find the emails funny too....so your thread, C, was really funny for me.  and if I were to email you at this moment...I'd say this:

*in my most male stalkerish sorta deepthroat phone voice (but typed)*  I bet you are hot and sexy in your granny nightgown.  can I come F*** your wet slit while your boy watches in the corner..we know he's not a real dom because real doms don't let their slaves chat online so I bet he's just dying to be tied up in the corner and watch a real dom f*** his slut. 

ok...that was terrible..but there you go...an offensive email for your enjoyment *S* (and C...that wasn't too easy to type, cause damn it, I like you so much)

oh the granny reference goes back to the thread in which lovely C thinks she shouldn't wear sexy nighties (I wholeheartily disagree...me thinks she'd rock in them)

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 7:08:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RumpusParable

I tried to do my part.

LMAO...you did indeed...what a awful terrible e-mail you send me!!...I LOVE it...LOL...


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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 7:12:39 PM   
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I just assumed I wouldn't get any annoying emails because I was a straight male Dom. 

Other than the one offer to help in Nigerian money matters, I'm right, so far...

But my heart goes out to those who suffer the words of fools.  Like you need to be hassled with one more thing, life itself isn't enough at times, neh?  Well, best to A/all.


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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 7:15:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: amelliagrace

Day-um!!!  You really ARE a masochist.
 
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I am, I am...I REALLY am....


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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 7:23:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

I find the emails funny too....so your thread, C, was really funny for me.  and if I were to email you at this moment...I'd say this:

*in my most male stalkerish sorta deepthroat phone voice (but typed)*  I bet you are hot and sexy in your granny nightgown.  can I come F*** your wet slit while your boy watches in the corner..we know he's not a real dom because real doms don't let their slaves chat online so I bet he's just dying to be tied up in the corner and watch a real dom f*** his slut. 

ok...that was terrible..but there you go...an offensive email for your enjoyment *S* (and C...that wasn't too easy to type, cause damn it, I like you so much)

oh the granny reference goes back to the thread in which lovely C thinks she shouldn't wear sexy nighties (I wholeheartily disagree...me thinks she'd rock in them)

Donna you DOLL BABY!!!...you are the ONLY woman on collarme that could possibly make me WET!! are you insulted?


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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 9/30/2007 10:30:44 PM   
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My goodness, Donna; now I just want to go to a slumber party at your house, where we all wear granny flannel gowns, and get down and kinky with boys tied in the corner and watching longingly! I'll even bring the pizza.

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RE: OMG...The E-mails!!! - 10/1/2007 1:40:10 AM   
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Candy - now what have you done... 
quote:

ORIGINAL: RumpusParable

I tried to do my part.


Rumpus, thanks for the mind-screw. You had me double checking the decoder-ring's color coding "red....cock....huh?"  Wow.  I guess a Master should keep better eyes on what his servant is doing in the threads...LOL.

"oh the granny reference goes back to the thread in which lovely C thinks she shouldn't wear sexy nighties (I wholeheartily disagree...me thinks she'd rock in them)

And earthy...you're absolutely right!  she does rock in them (and out), she just doesn't believe me yet.  But she's learning (She's got a fine ass!)

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