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A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate." The wife says "I'll have a vanilla."
Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says, "What do you want, fat head?"
The lady helping them says, "Why did you hit him in the back of the head and call him fat head?"
The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants: The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice big truck sitting out there??? That's my nice truck!!!
The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You seen that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's my big house!!!
The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy, and I had that until fat head came along!!!
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TOURETTE SYNDROME: It's no mother f*cking joke, you God d*mn c*ck sucking f*ck!
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
-Owner of eyesopened- and damn PROUD of her!
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