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LotusSong -> Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 10:01:15 AM)

A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home,
He spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned
Home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days?'.....

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said,''That would suit me just fine!!'

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
little out of the corner of his left eye.





breatheasone -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 12:13:01 PM)

ROFLMAO.......[sm=biggrin.gif]




kshearsecouple -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 1:15:50 PM)

bwaaahahhahahahaha




Tarantuladoll -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 1:27:40 PM)

"Be careful what you wish for, it might come true." heheheh[:D]




Decimus -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 2:04:56 PM)

Sounds like what would happen if I said that to Aerith, not that I ever would of course!




seeksfemslave -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 2:52:55 PM)

Lotus: you are just bad.
Encouraging all these violent women lol
All the man wanted was a bit of fun !




LotusSong -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 3:12:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Lotus: you are just bad.
Encouraging all these violent women lol
All the man wanted was a bit of fun !


OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH cry me a river whydon'tcha :)




Saratov -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 3:30:52 PM)

He might but, behind those dark glasses his eyes are still swollen. [sm=dance.gif]




seeksfemslave -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 3:34:15 PM)

Lotus's song

Now you   know I luv U
I cried the whole night through.
Well I cried me  a river,
Cried me a river,
I cried a river over you.

Now you say your sorry,
For bein' so untrue.
Well you can cry me a river,
Cry me a river,
I cried a river over you.

You drove me, nearly drove me,
Out of my head;
While you never shed a tear.

Remember, I remember,
All that you said;
You told me love was too plebian,
Told me you were through with me-

And Now you say you love me,
Well, just to prove you do, cry me a river,
Cry me a river,

I cried a river over you

Seeks falls sobbing to the ground he he he he he




Sirandlil1 -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 6:53:14 PM)

rotflmao




MostlySubMale -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 7:31:49 PM)

He probably spent the weekend with his friends because there are no domestic abuse shelters for men...lol

And he can't hit her back or else he goes to prison on a felony wrap...lol

And he can't leave her because he would lose his ums...lol

Now what would be interesting is if the genders were reversed.




LotusSong -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 7:54:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MostlySubMale

He probably spent the weekend with his friends because there are no domestic abuse shelters for men...lol

And he can't hit her back or else he goes to prison on a felony wrap...lol

And he can't leave her because he would lose his ums...lol

Now what would be interesting is if the genders were reversed.



Yep.. we got you guys by the balls.  (but in reality he can report her the same as any woman would report a male in ther same circumstance)




Tarantuladoll -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/4/2007 10:31:01 PM)

yeah but no man would......his friends would never let him live it down!




LivingInSin -> RE: Lucky Husband (10/5/2007 7:03:28 AM)

lol, talk about karma :)




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