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top 25 country songs - 7/25/2005 11:33:17 PM

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25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I! Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
And the Number One Country and Western song of all Time is...
1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

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RE: top 25 country songs - 7/26/2005 12:38:50 PM

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A Few others...
"I Aint Drinking Anymore - I Aint Drinking Any Less"
"You must be over me cause now your under him"
"I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!"
"I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy"
"I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line"
"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"
"My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart"
"She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft"
"She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart"
"Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone"
"They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out"
"When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In"
"You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too"
"You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd"
"Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life "
"Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed"
"I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life"
"If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low"
"If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will"
"If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?"
"I used to kiss her on the lips... But it's all over now."
"The last thing that she gave me was the bird"
"Loving you is like frying bacon naked"
"Even if I had mirrors on the ceiling, I still couldn't see me loving you."
"Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart" - recorded and/or written by any or all of: Jack Clement, Johnny Cash and John Hartford, mid-late '60s
Let's not forget that heart-wrenching classic: "If you were the last Woman on Earth, I think I'd go Gay"
Jimmy Buffet had a song called "The Weather Is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful"
And Curly Howard's tune (3 stooges)....
"She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb down here"
And the Junior Brown number: "My wife thinks you're dead."
There is an old blues tune by Robert Cray :
"Got up this morning
I knew something was wrong
I heard the water running
and knew you were still around"

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