MadameMarque
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My sensibilities are perhaps not refined enough to appreciate the prestige of being called some variation of "Slick," "Squeeze," "Flash," or "Joker." *Although I do confess a certain affection for "Trick Magnet." However, I can appreciate - now that it has been brought to my attention - how the lack of a good pimp name leaves a victim in the lurch, cowering without anything appropriate to scream, as I beat his punk a** down, for not having my money... and how having a name conducive to being yelled in an alley, as they are pitifully begging me to stop, does confer a certain authority. Therefore, I tried repeatedly to pimpify my name - which, by the way, is a word definitely going into my personal vocabulary - till I struck upon a couple of favourites: Devious Honey M. Wicked and Reverend M. Valentine What do you all think? Mme. M. "Boys, boys, all kinda boys Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys..."
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