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Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/5/2007 10:12:46 AM

Mercnbeth

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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass..

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RE: Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/5/2007 10:38:12 AM

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LOL too funny!

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RE: Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/5/2007 10:56:58 AM

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This one is making me snort hysterically

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RE: Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/5/2007 11:22:57 AM

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For some reason since last September my "friends" keep sending me more and more of these type "jokes". Sorry to report to them - they do NOT reflect what's going on with our relationship. But they are funny!!!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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RE: Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/5/2007 7:56:51 PM

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LMAO!! thank you. i really needed that tonight.

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RE: Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/5/2007 8:06:02 PM

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RE: Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/7/2007 6:22:45 AM

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I know everytime I get into an arguement with my Mistress, I will always get the last word in, no matter what....."Yes, Mistress."

***Other variations of said response include, "I'm sorry, Mistress", "You're right, Mistress", "My mistake, Mistress", and "Owww!!! Thank you, Mistress." ***

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RE: Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/7/2007 7:19:56 AM

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RE: Does the same hold true for collars? - 10/7/2007 11:10:15 AM

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{giggles}

thanks for the laugh

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