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One day, a man walks into a bar with a bag. He proceeds to sit at the bar and pulls out a little paino and a little man. The little man then sits at the paino and begins playing. The bartender, flabbergasted, asks the man how he got the small piano player.
The man says "Here", and hands the bartender a bottle. "Rub it", he tells the bartender. The bartender rubs it, and a genie pops out of the bottle. "I will grant you one wish", says the genie.
The bartender thinks about this for a minute, before replying, "I wish for a million bucks". The genie says, "Your wish is my command", and snaps his fingers, then disappears back into the bottle. Of a sudden a duck walks into a bar. Then another duck. Then another duck. Soon, the bar is filled with ducks. A million, to be exact.
Over the noise, the bartender yells to the man, "I think the genie is a little hard of hearing"
The man yells back, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-in pianist?"
The end.
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