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a year in the life of a blonde - 10/5/2007 1:00:25 PM

SeeksOnlyOne

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Blonde's Year in Review:

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
Water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
The other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to
peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
Per pound and I weigh 108!!

De cember
Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!

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RE: a year in the life of a blonde - 10/5/2007 7:52:39 PM

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im afraid to say it, but my five year old daughter shows signs of being a blonde just like this one; when shes all grown up!

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RE: a year in the life of a blonde - 10/6/2007 1:05:57 AM

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True Story: the reason that the Emergency Services people call it "None-one-one" instead of "nine-eleven" is that people really HAVE had problems with no "eleven" on the phone and couldn't get help in time. People have DIED because of this!

Maybe Darwin *was* right, eh?

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RE: a year in the life of a blonde - 10/6/2007 6:01:13 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LivingInSin

im afraid to say it, but my five year old daughter shows signs of being a blonde just like this one; when shes all grown up!

lol-the friend that sent this to me has a 22 yo daughter that is blonde like this in every way....but shes adorable and a good soul....and thank gawd can take us laughing at her and saying "huh?"

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