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How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to ... - 10/5/2007 3:21:36 PM

LotusSong

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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb? Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! (blink.. blink) I'm sorry. What was the question?

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take... - 10/5/2007 3:30:07 PM

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Why did I ever marry you in the first place. My mother warned me about you. I should have listened I could have done much better . Remember Bill the Butcher......and so on and so on...lol

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take... - 10/5/2007 6:34:48 PM

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Okay, who's been spying on me? LOL

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take... - 10/6/2007 12:38:23 AM

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I'm sorry, did you say something?

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take... - 10/6/2007 5:26:14 AM

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Thank you. I needed a belly laugh today. I have just cut and pasted this for all my vanilla friends and family (couldn't well send them the link now, could I?)

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RE: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take... - 10/6/2007 5:57:04 AM

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OMGawd that sounds like me about three days ago, but I went there with the loo roll tooooo, my poor hubby
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