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InkedMaster -> PURE LOGIC (10/6/2007 6:50:33 AM)
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PURE LOGIC
Two rednecks, Skeeter and Cletus, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Skeeter turns to Cletus and says, "Ya know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I'm gonna go to the community college, and sign up for some classes."
Cletus thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Skeeter goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Skeeter says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I gotta yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yeah, I gotta house "
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yeah, I gotta family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yeah, I gotta wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"Well yeah I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I gotta weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Skeeter shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Cletus at the bar. He tells Cletus about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Cletus says, "What's that?"
Skeeter says, "I'll show you. You gotta weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
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