nyrisa
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Two blondes were taking an important final exam. The last question read, “Old McDonald had a _________." The first blonde was stumped. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, she tapped her friend on the shoulder and asked the answer. The other student laughed, looked around to make sure no one was looking, then turned to say, "Everyone knows Old McDonald had a farm.” “Oh yeah,” said the first student. “I remember now.” She started to write the answer in the blank, but stopped and reached to tap her friend again. She whispered, “How do you spell ‘farm’?” “You are really dumb,” the second blonde replied. “Farm is spelled - E-I-E-I-O.”
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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.
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