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Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 1:34:01 PM   
DiannaVesta


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I'm been having a lot of fun with humiliation lately. What spawned these new fantasies of mine is a link I found:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/

I've used blow up dolls in the past making sissy have sex with them and even dressing them up to take the doll on a date. My most recent sexcapade involves the blow up pig. I won’t go into to details but it’s a hoot! Teaching a male how to speak piggie is a lot of fun.


  Anyhow I thought you all might get a kick out of these dolls and hoped you’d share some of your ideas.

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 1:41:44 PM   
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OMG... that was GREAT!!!   Lovin Lambie?  Too funny... 
 
but...roatating tongue action: Priceless.
 
Thanks for the info, Dianna!  I want one.. 
 
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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 1:43:23 PM   
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Haha...I wonder if they really sell alot of florence from the Jeffersons dolls.
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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 2:28:08 PM   
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"Cum" to think of it...I do need one of those!

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 6:16:03 PM   
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I LOVE that they have a cow doll that actually "moos" when you have sex with it.

Now that's quality. 

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 7:15:12 PM   
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I want one of each!

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 8:00:24 PM   
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See, now I know what I want for my birthday <EG>

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 8:08:07 PM   
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I thought I was the shit when I managed to include (not in the challenge- but in the complete post....) pop rocks, inflatable sheep and Star Trek...

Inflatable farm animals amuse me.

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 8:12:21 PM   
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Inflatable farm animals amuse me.




Really - how could they not?

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 9:17:00 PM   
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"Discretion and convenience make this unit a must-have at picnics, parties and bus stops."

I love this.  A new niche market I was unaware of.  Lovely.

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 9:21:12 PM   
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Not to hijack, but here's something that I find both engrossing and creepy.

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http://www.realdoll.com/

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 9:30:05 PM   
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My first thought when I saw the title was "I prefer C4"

Not contributing anything useful as usual,

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 9:48:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MySweetSubmssive

Not to hijack, but here's something that I find both engrossing and creepy.

MSS

http://www.realdoll.com/


nightmare site for anyone with a phobia of dolls.. geeeeeeez! http://www.realdoll.com/dpcs64/britney/Britney16.JPG
creepy.. looks like a real girl.. what kind of lonely bastard would pay that much money for one of these? how socialy warped would they have to be to turn to a doll instead of dealing with a human being.


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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 9:51:11 PM   
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Love the sheep! I do medieval re-enactments.. and a friend of mine wears kilts.. and has a Scottish persona... we got a whole herd of the blow up sheep and corraled them in a wee fence in front of his tent one morning.. blared bagpipe music to wake him up.. he stubbled out of his tent to find a half dozen of the little lovelies grazing in front of his tent.. he tucked a few under his arms, said bugger off, I'm going back to bed.. and we all died laughing our asses off... One of the best times I have every had.

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 10:03:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DiannaVesta


I've used blow up dolls in the past making sissy have sex with them and even dressing them up to take the doll on a date. My most recent sexcapade involves the blow up pig. I won’t go into to details but it’s a hoot! Teaching a male how to speak piggie is a lot of fun.



Gotta love the Pig - I had my sub in a pig snout along with a pig tail butt plug.  I required him to squeal and grunt I tapped him with a bamboo cane to make him squeal louder....
 

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/8/2007 10:39:58 PM   
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Dianna:

Senator Craig would have been better off having had sex with one of those male dolls in the privacy of his own home, office, or hotel room.....

Mysweetsubssive:

That line is related to the chucky doll: don't buy one or else you'll be strangled in the middle of the night when it comes violently to life.

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RE: Blowing up your date - 10/9/2007 6:08:57 AM   
DiannaVesta


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ORIGINAL: unforegvn

Gotta love the Pig - I had my sub in a pig snout along with a pig tail butt plug.  I required him to squeal and grunt I tapped him with a bamboo cane to make him squeal louder....
 


: audio begin:

Well well what do we have here? Who is your new friend? She’s awful cute. Is that your date dear? (laughing) Come on now is that the best you can do? Are you a little piggy slave? Let me hear you talk to your date. First say hello: Oink Oink   Now tell Ms Piggy how pretty she is today in pig talk. Tell her what a beautiful body she has. Oink oink oink oink…  

That’s good slave now how about you give ms piggy a little kiss on the lips and tell her that you love her. Oink oink…
  Oh I think she’s smiling at you slave and as a matter of fact I swear she just winked at you! Why slave I think you’re making ms piggy horny and you should never get a girl all hot and bothered unless you plan on doing something about it. What do you plan on doing slave? Here’s what you should do….  


You should give ms pigging a little head… that’s right, get down there and lick ms piggy’s pussy. First run your tongue around the edges and get her pussy all hot and juicy. Then take her little piggy clit into your mouth and suck on it. Then stick your tongue deep inside of her pussy hole.
  Oh slave she’s smiling now and from the looks of it you’re enjoying this. I think you should fuck her slave. I think ms piggy would just love that.


First you better ask her slave, ask ms piggy if you can fuck her.
Don’t forget to use pig talk oink oink   Lucky you! She said she wants you to fuck her! Imagine how a worthless turd like you can get so lucky!   Make sure your little dick is really hard. Lucky for you ms piggy has a little tight pussy and your little dick won’t get lost in there. Get nice and hard for her by stroking it…but I see that you’re already hard, aren’t you? Now get behind her. Put your little dick up to her hole and gently push it in. Hold her hips slave and then push your little dick down into her hot juicy piggy pussy.  


Awwww that’s it slave fuck that pig good…. Move those hips and make that pig happy. After all you can never please a woman so you better do a good job or you won’t even have a pig to fuck! Keep fucking and fucking slave… fuck her harder slave!
  When you cum slave you need to get down there and clean out her little piggy pussy with your mouth. Make sure she’s all nice and clean!:

audio end:

The audio portion is available at sexslaveacademy.com - theres lots of audios and fyi these fantasy audios don't just have to be for guys to wank off too.... couples buy them and get ideas, use them in their own sessions. They're really great.

OMG I am having so much fun with this you have no idea. I make them get the dolls and perform for me and friends on cam. The best part is I get paid to have all this fun. My sister came over the other night we drank wine and had two cam sessions open side by side with both guys on speaker phones. 


My next mission is a gang bang- I have this sissy that is saving and collecting male dolls for his big cock sucking gang bang. We are having suck a great time with this.


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