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chellekitty -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/9/2007 6:53:02 PM)

awww roflmao




TemptingNviceSub -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/9/2007 8:01:14 PM)

A daily foot rub would be mandatory..[;)]..Tempting




desertdancer -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 2:14:18 AM)

If I were Master the first thing I would do is put the dreaded ball gag under lock and key, never to be seen again.

My rule would be that he could not have his daily shower untill I'd had my fill of rolling around on him with my nose pressed into his arm pit...mmmmm I love his scent.




laurell3 -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 2:20:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

Can't think of any that I would change, but I would add one.

The toilet seat must go down before going to bed.  It really sucks to get up in the middle of the night and fall in...

On the other hand, a cat falling in is hysterical.

Knight's Kyra


My older cat sticks his face in candles...he's lost many a whisker this way...you'd think instinct would tell him to stop it, but sadly, I've just stopped using candles, as it doesn't.


I agree with honesty, although I'm not sure complete honesty is ever the best thing.  Do these jeans make me look fat?

l




phoenixinchains -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 2:27:42 AM)





daily massage,
weekly batch of brownies,
and He gets the period every month...
phoenix






laurell3 -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 2:28:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains





daily massage,
weekly batch of brownies,
and He gets the period every month...
phoenix





hmm can I change my answer, because that one is awesome!
l




Celeste43 -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 3:48:31 AM)

All clothes would be put in the hamper already unrolled and not inside out. Undoing balled up inside out socks does not make me warm and fuzzy.




petdave -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 6:01:42 AM)

Some very good answers here...

For me, it would be No Interrupting. My wife knows it completely derails my train of thought, but it's like a compulsion for her... It seems like a great application for the paddle if only she were the submissive one
*whap!*




chellekitty -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 6:02:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

Do these jeans make me look fat?



if honesty was the policy you would learn not to ask the questions you don't want honest answers to....

the honest answer...the jeans don't make you look fat...your fat makes you look fat...buy a new pair of good fitting jeans...its slimming...




laurell3 -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 7:24:22 AM)

lol you can't see my jeans chelle.....wait...I'm not wearing any.
l




AquaticSub -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 7:26:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

Can't think of any that I would change, but I would add one.

The toilet seat must go down before going to bed.  It really sucks to get up in the middle of the night and fall in...

On the other hand, a cat falling in is hysterical.

Knight's Kyra


My older cat sticks his face in candles...he's lost many a whisker this way...you'd think instinct would tell him to stop it, but sadly, I've just stopped using candles, as it doesn't.


I agree with honesty, although I'm not sure complete honesty is ever the best thing.  Do these jeans make me look fat?

l


We have a cat who seems to be attracted to fire. He loses his whiskers and bats at the candles. He's almost knocked one onto the floor once and tries to bat at the fire in the fireplace during winter.

It's kinda creepy to watch...




topIrishsubm -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 7:31:29 AM)

I'd have the TV control [8D]




laurell3 -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 7:41:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

Can't think of any that I would change, but I would add one.

The toilet seat must go down before going to bed.  It really sucks to get up in the middle of the night and fall in...

On the other hand, a cat falling in is hysterical.

Knight's Kyra


My older cat sticks his face in candles...he's lost many a whisker this way...you'd think instinct would tell him to stop it, but sadly, I've just stopped using candles, as it doesn't.


I agree with honesty, although I'm not sure complete honesty is ever the best thing.  Do these jeans make me look fat?

l


We have a cat who seems to be attracted to fire. He loses his whiskers and bats at the candles. He's almost knocked one onto the floor once and tries to bat at the fire in the fireplace during winter.

It's kinda creepy to watch...


Yeah I've never understood that....they're neurotic about the slightest loud sound or movement...but yet they stick their head into fire? 
l




gentlestarZR -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 7:41:33 AM)

i'd be owner of the new shiney laptop!! instead of me fighting with this old thing lol






ZapRobo -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 11:10:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gentlestarZR
i'd be owner of the new shiney laptop!! instead of me fighting with this old thing lol


*ahem* Points!

I now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion...




worththeeffort -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 11:24:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

quote:

ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

Can't think of any that I would change, but I would add one.

The toilet seat must go down before going to bed.  It really sucks to get up in the middle of the night and fall in...

On the other hand, a cat falling in is hysterical.

Knight's Kyra


My older cat sticks his face in candles...he's lost many a whisker this way...you'd think instinct would tell him to stop it, but sadly, I've just stopped using candles, as it doesn't.


I agree with honesty, although I'm not sure complete honesty is ever the best thing.  Do these jeans make me look fat?

l


We have a cat who seems to be attracted to fire. He loses his whiskers and bats at the candles. He's almost knocked one onto the floor once and tries to bat at the fire in the fireplace during winter.

It's kinda creepy to watch...


Yeah I've never understood that....they're neurotic about the slightest loud sound or movement...but yet they stick their head into fire? 
l


i had another fire-obsessed cat. Gilly would lean against the glass on our fireplace, when it was lit! He singed all the fur off his sides doing that. And even once his fur began to smoke, he wouldn't move until you forced him! And then he'd yowl that he was being abused! Idiot cat. i would have stopped using the fireplace, but it was our apartment's main heating source. So i just had a bald-ish cat by the end of the winter. There's nothing ickier than the smell of burning cat fur. yick.

~kitty (who does NOT play with fire)

edited to add - how did we go from cats falling in the toilet to cats burning themselves?




YourhandMyAss -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 12:48:25 PM)

while that is true, some clothing can indeed make you look fatter than you truely are. I know this first hand personally from some of my wardrobe choices in the past lol. But I guess it goes back to the statement of buying some good fitting clothing.
quote:

ORIGINAL: chellekitty

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

Do these jeans make me look fat?



if honesty was the policy you would learn not to ask the questions you don't want honest answers to....

the honest answer...the jeans don't make you look fat...your fat makes you look fat...buy a new pair of good fitting jeans...its slimming...





adoracat -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 12:48:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Celeste43

All clothes would be put in the hamper already unrolled and not inside out. Undoing balled up inside out socks does not make me warm and fuzzy.


this fact alone is why i stopped doing the imp's laundry....about a year ago.  he's going to be self sufficient if it kills hi...i mean me!

kitten




YourhandMyAss -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 1:04:09 PM)

now really what's wrong with socks being inside out?




adoracat -> RE: If you were the Dominant... (10/10/2007 1:09:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

now really what's wrong with socks being inside out?


not so much the inside out....if you dont get your socks dirty.  if you do, the socks dont get all the way clean (dirt, bits of mulch and grass, whatever you track into during the day).  balled up socks dont get dry if they arent unfurled beforehand, especiallyif they're rolled down into a donut shape.

trying to unroll a nasty dirty gross kid's sock?  i'd rather throw them out and start over.  *grins*




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