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sambamanslilgirl -> Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:36:12 PM)
Hurry ...hurry ...hurry!! Step right up and enter tonight's daily CM lottery drawing!! and the prize tonight is a VERY good one, ladies!! enter today to win the loveable, fuzzy wuzzy man - beargonewild!! oh what a handsome addition to your home he'll make, ladies (and gents) ...and i hear he does windows too wink wink won't you please enter today to win this teddy bear?

divi -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:38:18 PM)
damn. . dont I own bear ???

chellekitty -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:39:25 PM)
i'll take 1,000 tickets please

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:40:23 PM)
according to my records, he's unowned

cuffnspankme -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:45:34 PM)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nyrisa -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:45:59 PM)
Oh, I want to win him! Wait, does he shed?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:48:09 PM)
no, ladies, this bear does not shed ...unless it's clothes!! he does prefer the warm soft feel of leather against his bare skin ...and after viewing a few pics of him - he looks HOT in it too <weg>

ocilla -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:49:01 PM)
Yeah, I am sure that divi gained ownership of bear in an auction on arrgghh some time ago...course seeing how divi does not have a cock and as she is a sub herself we all know that his twue owner is Insty...Now it is no secret that the bear is a wanton manwhore so certainly being the slut that he is, his sexual services may be auctioned off and he appears to be more than willing submit to being bitten and clamped and tortured in other evil ways....at least till he gets to know you well..... and then he is liable to switch up on your ass and you may find yourself or ladies gasp you may find your formerly domly straight man under that bear getting it stuck to them but good. Yeah being a bear, it appears that he does get a little wild and feisty over time....he will even insist on bending the rules by eating rasinets when he has been told that only grapes are acceptable...in fact I believe that is why his first owner D of earthycouple fame released him to divi....so he is a prize but like a huge puppy under the christmas tree he comes with some serious responsibilities.

nyrisa -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/9/2007 9:51:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ocilla .... and then he is liable to switch up on your ass and you may find yourself or ladies gasp you may find your fomrerly domliy straight man under that bear getting is stuck to them but good. You know.....I was trying to think of what to surprise my husband with for our anniversary.......boy, would he be surprised!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 4:52:24 AM)
buy your tickets now - they're going fast and Chelle's determined to snag herself a bear

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 5:03:19 AM)
[:D]I have a Master but I want Bear as a pet....hehehehehe..i got $5,000 will that do??

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 5:13:46 AM)
that will put you ahead of chelle at the moment

chellekitty -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 6:45:57 AM)
$1,000,000 please

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 7:00:29 AM)
FINALLY, some real competition for our beargonewild, ladies!! start placing your bids fast ...chelle's absolutely wants this hunky teddy bear!!

pahunkboy -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 7:05:02 AM)
this reminds me of the cabbage patch revolution.... lol

laurell3 -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 7:07:35 AM)
$1,000,000.01

divi -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 7:08:29 AM)
ummm isn't bear easy and can be had for free ??? lol...

beargonewild -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 7:09:36 AM)
But I'm not cheap, divi weg

pahunkboy -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 7:11:31 AM)
he look huggable. but so it tonya

divi -> RE: Win beargonewild!!! (10/10/2007 7:11:44 AM)
thinks if Tom Selleck showed up at ya door with a 6 pack of red dog.. jk lol (edits for the people who can't take a jokes hugs up bear and I know he isnt cheap .. just easy lol)

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