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older women - 10/10/2007 8:39:38 AM

sweetnurseBBW

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Older women are so practical

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS

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RE: older women - 10/10/2007 8:48:25 AM

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being an older woman, i really appreicated this... and think i will hang on to it and reflect upon it often... thanks *dark eyes twinkling with mischief*

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RE: older women - 10/10/2007 9:10:25 AM

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lol. yep, offered him a helpful hand :)

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RE: older women - 10/10/2007 2:50:19 PM

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Ouch

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RE: older women - 10/10/2007 3:53:14 PM

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Smart woman

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RE: older women - 10/10/2007 6:34:35 PM

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Home..............     $500,000
car ..............         $45,000
big bed  ............... $7,000
plasma TV ........... $5,000

to a man who has been married for 44 years a Hot 25-year old gal..Priceless

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RE: older women - 10/11/2007 5:48:49 AM

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Hehe, nice comeback. :P

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