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Gwynvyd -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 8:08:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FMFMarine308 We cops tend to be more than understanding when it comes to this kind of stuff. As long as everything is consensual and can be explained in the right terms; than who are we to say anything. As far as a story goes about 2 months ago I was just starting my career and was just assigned my FTO (Field Training Officer) we get hit out for a disturbance call at one of those rent by the hour motels, I never really knew they even existed; just thought it was a movie type of thing. We get there and I go up and knock on the door, no answer, knock again, and all we start to hear is screaming, look in the window and some guy is getting beat up by a girl, we end up taking the door, and low and behold it turns out to be them just in the middle of a scene and they never heard anything. Well damn now I have to replace a door out of my first paycheck, get back to the car and all we hear are screams again, and its not the same two people cause they are in the middle of talking to the manager, go up to door and still hear screams like someone is being murdered inside, take the door, ends up being the same, people in the middle of a scene. Moral of the story, dont take doors unless you have to, they get kinda expensive $ 174 a piece. Needless to say we now have a policy at that motel to get the keys first shakes her head and chuckles ahhhh you young Probees.. I am surprised your FTO let ya do it.. did he piss himself laughing when ya'll got back to the car? I think I have taken maybe 3 doors in my whole life.. and in each case it was well worth it. (domestic, sexual assult and child abuse) Think with head first... not foot winks Yeah the "No Tell Motels" do exist... and your are basicaly surprised at the noises comming out of them. always take it with a grain of salt going to one of those. Talk to the manager first, and get the keys just in case. I know I dont hear a damn thing when I am hot and heavy.. so they wont either. I hope this helps.. and sorry I had to give you shit.. but it is all with love. Gwyn

cheilo -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 8:18:12 PM)
GREAT story, Marine. I'll bet you have lots... or, you will. The "that's what the ball gag is for" one from above is a good line that you might wanna keep in your arsenal. I'm with ya Gwyn, military men/policemen/some paramedics... drive me wild. (shiver)

Gwynvyd -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 8:18:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LdyScarletDomina Gwyn I ADORE you LOL I had an interesting experience about 3 years ago. I was with a play toy boy of mine. I had him cuffed to the bed and was about to start torturing him when I started to have one of my very rare seizures. (rare enough that I haven't had one since) I and use cuffs because during the aura when I"m semi functional i can manipulate a key enough to unlock them. I was able to unlock one cuff and the key broke. So now I'm on the floor with my boy still cuffed by one hand to the bed. He was able to phone 911 and a very young pair of policemen responded. I must say they were fairly professional even though I was naked on the floor and my boy was cuffed and blushing on the bed. Last year I met a very attractive young man on . . .here of all places. We went to dinner and we're very interested in each other when suddenly I realized I knew this boy. LOL It was one of my 2 officer rescuers. LOL I learned the value of a night stick that night. LOL Lady Scarlet Right back at ya babe.. Just for the record I think pregnant women are damn sexy... I would get my girl pregnant if I could do the deed myself damn it.. LOL But my spit isnt that potent. Plus she doesnt like children all that much. One is pleantly for us. Sucks about the seizures~ I am on Topamax for migraines which is an anti convuslant.. works like a charm. if they come back look into it. great stuff. That sure is an embrassaing situation.. but some good seems to have come from it. That is awesome. Happy to hear the move went well. Gwyn, who also just moved

Gwynvyd -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 8:23:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mischievousone Gwyn, I think you just helped me figure some things about myself out..... I used to work for Central Dispatch! Loved the job, hated the hours! Yeah it is good work if you can get it.. but getting days/weekdays you have to be there forever, or someone has to drop dead. LOL I am thinking about doing that, or going with the county or something... I just quit the job I took in the new city I moved to after only 2 days. it was a nightmare. ~Back to the drawing board! at least with govt jobs you have job security. Gwyn

Neala -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 10:09:39 PM)
quote: We cops tend to be more than understanding when it comes to this kind of stuff. As long as everything is consensual and can be explained in the right terms; than who are we to say anything. As far as a story goes about 2 months ago I was just starting my career and was just assigned my FTO (Field Training Officer) we get hit out for a disturbance call at one of those rent by the hour motels, I never really knew they even existed; just thought it was a movie type of thing. We get there and I go up and knock on the door, no answer, knock again, and all we start to hear is screaming, look in the window and some guy is getting beat up by a girl, we end up taking the door, and low and behold it turns out to be them just in the middle of a scene and they never heard anything. Well damn now I have to replace a door out of my first paycheck, get back to the car and all we hear are screams again, and its not the same two people cause they are in the middle of talking to the manager, go up to door and still hear screams like someone is being murdered inside, take the door, ends up being the same, people in the middle of a scene. Moral of the story, dont take doors unless you have to, they get kinda expensive $ 174 a piece. Needless to say we now have a policy at that motel to get the keys first Yeah, the door was unlocked. So no busted doors here! It kinda shocked me though when they didn't ask either of us for ID!

FMFMarine308 -> RE: Hello officer (10/11/2007 11:07:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: FMFMarine308 We cops tend to be more than understanding when it comes to this kind of stuff. As long as everything is consensual and can be explained in the right terms; than who are we to say anything. As far as a story goes about 2 months ago I was just starting my career and was just assigned my FTO (Field Training Officer) we get hit out for a disturbance call at one of those rent by the hour motels, I never really knew they even existed; just thought it was a movie type of thing. We get there and I go up and knock on the door, no answer, knock again, and all we start to hear is screaming, look in the window and some guy is getting beat up by a girl, we end up taking the door, and low and behold it turns out to be them just in the middle of a scene and they never heard anything. Well damn now I have to replace a door out of my first paycheck, get back to the car and all we hear are screams again, and its not the same two people cause they are in the middle of talking to the manager, go up to door and still hear screams like someone is being murdered inside, take the door, ends up being the same, people in the middle of a scene. Moral of the story, dont take doors unless you have to, they get kinda expensive $ 174 a piece. Needless to say we now have a policy at that motel to get the keys first shakes her head and chuckles ahhhh you young Probees.. I am surprised your FTO let ya do it.. did he piss himself laughing when ya'll got back to the car? I think I have taken maybe 3 doors in my whole life.. and in each case it was well worth it. (domestic, sexual assult and child abuse) Think with head first... not foot winks Yeah the "No Tell Motels" do exist... and your are basicaly surprised at the noises comming out of them. always take it with a grain of salt going to one of those. Talk to the manager first, and get the keys just in case. I know I dont hear a damn thing when I am hot and heavy.. so they wont either. I hope this helps.. and sorry I had to give you shit.. but it is all with love. Gwyn Ha ha. Thanks. He was the one who showed me how to take the door :) Its all in good fun though. Him and I got an ass reaming when we got back. But all in all; he taught me well and even got me detailed to a special unit right now until there is an opening when I will be transferred. It was kinda funny cause we were not really getting along that great and than this happened and now we are good friends and even better partners. How long have you been on?

Rafters -> RE: Hello officer (10/12/2007 1:54:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Neala I'm sure those computer folk see crazy pictures all the time. However, that is a stroke of luck that you avoided that whole awkward situation. Speaking as a network admin, A) Encrypt your private stuff as a matter of routine B) For most hardware repairs, you can remove and keep your harddrive before sending the rest of the computer in for repairs. Use the phrase "business confidential", they'll understand. If the problem gets messy, then good or bad, that tech will be rummaging through your computer and even making a copy of it's content's "just in case" they need to roll it back. And that's before the minimum-wage's get involved http://consumerist.com/consumer/geek-squad/porn/ The manager on duty at the time was involved in the scam, so he offered to send an Agent out for free to "go the extra mile and insure she only shop at Best Buy in the future" Of course, the Agent that came out to her house was none other than the same person who copied all her files to DVD. He fixed the webcam in a few minutes then spent the entire remainder of the appointment scouring her network for more porn, which he saved to a portable hard drive. Those files were then shared across the store.

Tigrita -> RE: Hello officer (10/12/2007 2:03:19 PM)
Yes, thanks for the tips, I admit I was pretty lazy in not even thinking about that. The computer was less than 2 weeks old and I just wanted to get it delt with quickly, and I had hardly anything on it... except pics from a very fun weekend... I'll be more careful in the future and take that advice.

Stephann -> RE: Hello officer (10/13/2007 6:02:48 AM)
I'll throw some encryption on those files today...... Stephan

Gwynvyd -> RE: Hello officer (10/15/2007 6:57:33 AM)
I havent been on the force for years.. I went off and had a baby. sighs I miss it though.. and the guys give me hell. < now that I moved I dont know anyone up here.. so I get ribbed from afar. > With my equestrian injuries I couldnt go back if I wanted to. I am simply too gimpy now to jump over fences, and chase down people for long distances. I found this commercial and I think you guys will love it! Totaly on topic. http://veryfunnyads.com/ads/25420.html Good luck in your new carrer. Gwyn

CollegeConundrum -> RE: Hello officer (10/23/2007 1:09:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Neala So, I was a playin' last night...with alcohol in my system (and I must say, both my partner and I are still among the living) and I guess, apparently I got incredibly loud. The windows were open, granted. So, the coppers come in with hands on their guns. They say they have gotten many calls about my screaming. Whoops. There are two cops, and one talks to me while the other talks to my current play partner. I tell him that everything is fine and I agreed to everything. Mind you, D (my play partner) is the one who has all the scratches and bite marks on him. I have a small mark on my neck but nothing more (really, I was the bottom). So, the cops share a hearty laugh and I'm blushing crimson. They end up leaving with the words "Well, why don't ya just close the windows from now on?" Wow, that's a night to remember. So kiddies, I was curious if anyone else had this same expereince? Have you ever had the coppers called on you during the middle of a scene or just some mind blowing sex romps? I can't wait to see the responces! I think I've seen this one before. You sure this is how it ends?

Jasmyn -> RE: Hello officer (10/23/2007 5:50:10 PM)
In his teens, my numberoneson was bit rebellious and was running with an err interesting crowd ... well interesting enough that the local constabulary became, for a short time a regular visitor to my home. On one occassion I was woken about 7 am by loud banging on the door only to find three plain clothes detectives and four uniformed officers standing there with a search warrant. After a short discussion they entered the property and while the detectives began interviewing my son's friend, the others went about searching the house. Being the adult, I stayed with this boy while he was being interviewed, not knowing quite what the other officers were up to...but acutely aware that at some stage they were going to come across my playroom. Minutes passed and I decided I best check on the uniformed officers, only to find my son in hysterics in the hallway. Whats up numberoneson I ask, not finding anything particularly funny about a police search happening in my humble abode. Pointing to the playroom, he chuckles and says "I told them if they wanted to go in there they would have to ask you, but they wouldn't listen and just bowled on in through the door ...only to come out again at a great rate of knots." ... saying the looks on their faces were priceless ... one was white as a sheet the other red as a beetroot ... Going in after them I asked what they were doing in here as my son and his friends know not to come in here, that the room was off limits to them and as it had already being established with the warrant that it was only my son and his friend's room they were legally entitled to search. Standing there with rubber gloves on, like deers caught in headlights, they stuttered and stammered how they were looking for a knife and pointed to a number of knives I had in the room ... yes for bondage I say ... I don't exactly want to be p-arsing around with knots if someones fainted on me or worse having a heart attack ...and politely reminded them of the infamous Peter Plumely Walker case where a bondage session in the early 80's had gone wrong ...ending tragically for said Mr Walker. Leaving them to it, I returned to the kitchen where the detectives were still interviewing my son's friend. A few minutes later one of the officers came out looking some what shell shocked and proceeded to search through a pile of washing for items of clothing noted in the search warrant ... knowing what I knew and knowing that at that time it was only myself and this young cop who knew about my err room ... I teased him, telling him he should perhaps fold my washing as he searched ... the detectives found this hillariously funny and chided him to do just that ... to help a lady out. looking down he discovered he was holding a pair of suspenders, stockings, garter belt, lacey red teddie and a sexy black bra ... and I didn't think it could happen ...but beetroot boy went even redder. Luckily the search warrant unearthed nothing ...and the police never darkened my door again ;)

soultoshare -> RE: Hello officer (10/24/2007 10:03:22 AM)
Actually, I've lost count of the number of calls I have taken from people to come UNLOCK the cuffs! Seems that the keys are easily lost in the "moment"! That's also why I have 3 keys strategically placed in the house! Never did have the pleasure of answering one of those calls.....too bad, I might have discovered myself alot earlier in life.....all the wasted time!!!!! [:(]

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Hello officer (10/24/2007 10:08:21 AM)
About 4 years ago the man I was with and I got really loud, no cops got called out {thank goodness}, but the next morning when we were leaving his house, his neighbor asked me to keep the windows closed next time and he turned bright red. Well, the windows WERE closed [we had checked them when we got in from dinner] and the bedroom was on the opposite side of the house, which is where we were all night; when I told him that, his eyes got big adn he almost dropped his coffee cup. He never did look at me the same way again, wonder why?! [;)]

soultoshare -> RE: Hello officer (10/24/2007 10:11:54 AM)
I have to admit...I love the job too....but I'm a vampire from wa-a-a-a-a-a-y back...and I don't want weekends off....too many people around...can't get a thing done! I'm a supervisor's dream come true.....graves and weekends! I do remember when I was in the army, we'd go up to the Presidio at Monterey and sneak around the parking lots in our vehicles, looking for cars with fogged up windows....the place had a strict rule about visitors of the opposite sex in th barracks...anyway, when we'd find one, we'd killour lights, get right on their bumpers, and totally light 'em up...and hit the siren...talk about nothing but elbows and assholes!!!!! What can I say? The place was tiny....not like Ft Ord where at least you could kick some grunt butt! (Aw, behave......you can't spell wiMP without MP, right? Just make sure I don't hear it!) Of course, we did the same thing at Ord.....never did know why the Army had such strict rules about opposite sexes in the barracks....like that's gonna stop us! Hell, we'd sneak guys up all the time....there was many a time coming out of the shower, I saw really UGLY feet in the bathroom stalls.....ugly, big feet!

LostMyself -> RE: Hello officer (10/24/2007 11:09:20 AM)
Same happened to me.. involving me getting pierced.. S went and got the door, so of course they asked who else was there, "My wife and our girlfriend" "your wife and girlfriend?" So of course we had to go out there (we still wonder how they knew we weren't killing a fourth person in the other room..) I think I'd passed out, and I kinda wrapped myself in my cloak all dazed so they'd know I wasn't dead or whatever.. "Er, so, um, it was some adult games, er, gotten a bit out of control?" yes, officer.. They gave us the same advice about the window. Same officer ended up showing up when S had several seizures in the paper isle of the supermarket.. Thank god the unmentionable was with him, cause the store manager was pretty panicked. And then after we'd moved to another appartment in a really crappy building with unmarked doors and the cops coming to the other appartment on our floor on a regular basis (one time eight times in one night!) We referred to all the fights as "building brawels," there were always drunken fights around our building. Needless to say, we got to know the cops pretty well..

TheMsScarlet -> RE: Hello officer (10/24/2007 11:30:56 AM)
Unfortunately in the UK, after the test case known as Spanner, it is now illegal to indulge in S&M. If you beat someone you're guilt of assault. If they consent to it they're an accessory. So it's advisable to sound proof the house/room/dungeon these days. See the Spanner Trust for more details of the mind control practiced by the idiots writing laws in Britain these days... http://www.spannertrust.org/

wisteriaV -> RE: Hello officer (10/24/2007 12:09:48 PM)
No the "coppers" have never been out to our home. We live out in the country, 6 miles from the closest town and we have cow pastures on three sides of us. Now the cows might get nervous when Master brings out the leather toys, but other then that we can be as loud as we like![:D]

Gwynvyd -> RE: Hello officer (10/24/2007 7:44:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheMsScarlet Unfortunately in the UK, after the test case known as Spanner, it is now illegal to indulge in S&M. If you beat someone you're guilt of assault. If they consent to it they're an accessory. So it's advisable to sound proof the house/room/dungeon these days. See the Spanner Trust for more details of the mind control practiced by the idiots writing laws in Britain these days... http://www.spannertrust.org/ You all should organize a mass protest on Nov. 5th. Honestly.. give them what for. No one should tell 2 consenting adults what kind of sex they should be having behind closed doors. Just plain silliness. Thankfuly my lovely Brit is here in the states with me. I can't be jailed for beating his ass when the time comes. LOL Gwyn

TheMsScarlet -> RE: Hello officer (10/25/2007 4:14:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: TheMsScarlet Unfortunately in the UK, after the test case known as Spanner, it is now illegal to indulge in S&M. If you beat someone you're guilt of assault. If they consent to it they're an accessory. So it's advisable to sound proof the house/room/dungeon these days. See the Spanner Trust for more details of the mind control practiced by the idiots writing laws in Britain these days... http://www.spannertrust.org/ You all should organize a mass protest on Nov. 5th. Honestly.. give them what for. No one should tell 2 consenting adults what kind of sex they should be having behind closed doors. Just plain silliness. Thankfuly my lovely Brit is here in the states with me. I can't be jailed for beating his ass when the time comes. LOL Gwyn Hi Gwyn, We do in fact protest, we have sent representatives to the government, we've lobbied our own representatives, we have several organisations fighting this and other laws that are being implemented to restrict our practices, we even have an annual BDSM pride demonstration. Unfortunately as long as we are governed by a party headed by a neo-christian nazi we won't get anywhere fast.

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