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kciDOM -> some good riddles (10/10/2007 9:19:37 PM)
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. W hat do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between ' ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'? A. About three inches. Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don't have balls to scratch!

RubberWitch -> RE: some good riddles (10/11/2007 12:52:38 AM)
What's long and thin covered in skin Pink in parts and goes in tarts? Rhubarb (My nan told me that :P)

Tarantuladoll -> RE: some good riddles (10/11/2007 1:09:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kciDOM Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. [sm=crop.gif]But when you find the rare boy is it great!!!!!!!!!!

MissMagnolia -> RE: some good riddles (10/11/2007 1:34:38 AM)
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks kciDOM. RubberWitch, what a funky nan[:D]

Silvar -> RE: some good riddles (10/11/2007 6:02:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kciDOM Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. LOL. That's hilarious. XD

sundownhawk -> RE: some good riddles (10/11/2007 10:12:22 AM)
Great list!

fozzie -> RE: some good riddles (10/22/2007 9:15:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kciDOM Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Is that why it hurt so much the following week?!? Seriously, it took about 24 hours to start hurting... Tip - one bag of frozen peas is NOT enough...

Saratov -> RE: some good riddles (10/22/2007 9:57:14 AM)
[8\|] Okay, two things, first you're supposed to put the bag of peas on your crotch not eat 'em. Second, when the peas get thawed, used the frozen corn(not on the cob) put it in place of the peas and refreeze the peas.

mischievousone -> RE: some good riddles (10/22/2007 8:23:11 PM)
lol, I needed to laugh tonight!

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