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Musicmystery -> I stole these, but... (10/11/2007 1:17:01 AM)
The other day I tripped on the escalator. I fell downstairs for an hour and a half. I walked into a store, and the saleswoman said, "Hi--if you need anything, I'm Jill." I thought, "Wow! I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before!"

rukna -> RE: I stole these, but... (10/11/2007 2:20:27 AM)
nice :)

pahunkboy -> RE: I stole these, but... (10/11/2007 2:39:12 PM)
LMAO!

RubberWitch -> RE: I stole these, but... (10/11/2007 3:21:35 PM)
I went to a cafe, sign outside said "Breakfast Any time" I ordered french toast, during the height of the Renaissance. The waitress said, that'd be fourteen seventy five. (steven wright's joke, my punchline)

Musicmystery -> RE: I stole these, but... (10/13/2007 8:28:54 PM)
I like it!

ImmoralFlame -> RE: I stole these, but... (10/13/2007 11:12:57 PM)
I like grapes. Grapes to me mean chances. If you get a bad apple, your stuck with a bad apple. You get a bad grape, you got plenty more to choose from.

PrettyOHDomme -> RE: I stole these, but... (10/14/2007 6:35:29 AM)
Since we're quoting Steven Wright... Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. [:D]

Musicmystery -> RE: I stole these, but... (10/15/2007 3:10:18 PM)
My favorite Steven Wright: looks down Uh-uh...I'm missing a button hole...

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