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Random Rant (day 6)


I hate those cars.
  42% (6)
I have a small penis so I need a big car.
  28% (4)
Save the enviorment!
  28% (4)


Total Votes : 14
(last vote on : 10/11/2007 3:17:04 PM)
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Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 5:46:17 AM   
joanus


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Status: offline 		I haven’t been feeling good lately, as I was up all night with the shits (I think it was something I ate) but when I finally got to sleep I was rudely awakened by a large Hick truck that sounds like it has a bad muffler. Now normally I would have shot the guy but I was too busy running to the “throne”.
So today’s Rant is why the hell do people drive big loud diesel burning trucks and cars?
You’ve seen these things; almost as big as a Semi, six tires, huge stacks, roaring like a jet plane, and packed with brain-dead Hillbillies. If it’s a car is usually rusted out or has two colors. (One of which is primer) If their not tearing down the road at double the speed limit, they’re sitting in someone’s yard broken down. These vehicles are a bother, not to mention they’re not environmentally friendly. I am not a tree hugger I just don’t like having my car covered in oil and grease because your smoke bellowing behemoth just car farted on mine.
Personally I don’t see the why people have to compensate and spend money they don’t have on a large car that can be see and heard coming. I drive a 4-door Altima, (that cost me only 4,000) and unless I need an oil change you can barely hear it running, My motorcycle makes more noise.(but that’s because the engine isn’t incased in metal) And it gets about 100 miles per squirt of lighter fluid. (Like a Prius only with out the gay) To this day it has never broken down.
Sure I’d love to own a Hummer or some big expensive sports car but it’s just not possible or practical. So when you are buying a car think to yourself; How much will gas cost? Will it be costly to maintain? Will my neighbor shoot me if I have to go somewhere at 1 in the morning and my engine woke him up? These are not questions I have to worry about with my Altima. So I suggest you use your brain and make the prudent choice.
Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

PS Funny note: I just downloaded the newest version of Microsoft Word and when I typed the word Hillbilly one of those pop-ups asked me if I was trying to write to the Welfare office concerning fraud. Hmmm.......
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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 5:51:19 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		I have a small penis so I need a big car.

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 5:52:48 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		whats an enviorment?

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 5:58:40 AM   
joanus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

whats an enviorment?

BigDickRon


I don't know but we should save it. Actually I was in a hurry and mispelled Enviroment.

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 6:18:39 AM   
pahunkboy


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From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline 		i hate those cars. yet- i never fixed my muffler. i scraped it- and it is abit loud. oh- well- i need tires and im putting cash into my palce. i cant do everything - so the muffler cant wait. on teh truck- i never put a tag on it....im "test driving" it.....

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 6:23:17 AM   
pahunkboy


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From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline 		-- this place is rednecked. i came in 88. my friends are newbies here. the folks that want to highschool here will never ever let an outsider into their click.

'sure they can be nice... oh well. thats life. it still beats the metros for me.

...and no- i dont have big money. i am a tightwad. i dumpster dive and thrift store. this house was a foreclosure.... luckily- i called iun some facors to score it.

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 7:29:02 AM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		I are a redneck......

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 11:10:38 AM   
missturbation


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quote:

ORIGINAL: joanus

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

whats an enviorment?

BigDickRon


I don't know but we should save it. Actually I was in a hurry and mispelled Enviroment.


Well unless you Americans spell it differently to us Brits, you are still mispelling it. It's environment
Couldn't help myself.

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 1:33:08 PM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		lmao i knew someone was going to go after that eventually

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 2:58:28 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		I miss my 4WD 2500 Dodge Ram Hemi (ar ar ar!)  I originally bought it so I could install a slide-in camper.  (I know other folks with mondo trucks and they haul campers or horse trailers.)

But damn, did it suck down gas.  And it was a severe hassle in the airport parking lots.  But one hell of a lot of fun to drive.  Now I have your basic 4WD Ford Ranger.

thornhappy

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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 3:00:21 PM   
laurell3


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I have a small penis so I need a big car.



It may or may not be true, but as Aileen says, the first thing I think when I see a guy in one of those is either "midlife crisis" or "very small penis".
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RE: Random Rant (day 6) - 10/11/2007 3:10:23 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		I was thinking how much I could save if I cycled everywhere and how it would help the environment. Then I thought to myself I can’t be arsed and I’ll be dead when the world sinks so I don't give a toss. Ta da.

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