Harley riders: "This beer is flat, let's trash the place." Goldwing drivers: "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%." Harley riders: "Live to ride. Ride to Live." Goldwing drivers: "Eat to ride. Ride to eat." Harley riders: "Loud pipes save lives. " Goldwing drivers: "Honey, will you turn down the radio?" Harley riders: Black leather jacket and chaps' Goldwing drivers: Red snowmobile suit Harley riders: Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back Goldwing drivers: Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back Harley riders: Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House" Goldwing drivers: Meets other riders at Denny's Harley riders: Biker Mama on the back. Goldwing drivers: HER Mama on the back. Harley riders: Rolling thunder. Goldwing drivers: BarcoLounger with wheels Harley riders: Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL. Goldwing drivers: Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches Harley riders: Riding in groups of two. Goldwing drivers: Riding in groups of twenty. Harley riders: Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats. Goldwing drivers: Big wide seats for big wide butts. Harley riders: Cross country ride ends at topless bar. Goldwing drivers: Cross city ride ends at Dairy Queen. Harley riders: National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally". Goldwing drivers: International group affair called "Wing Ding".
[sm=whoa.gif] Have ya' checked the tour classic, the ultra's, etc.? Big Wide seat, Radio's, the other amenities... [sm=dance.gif] [sm=lol.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif]