popeye1250
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Joined: 1/27/2006 From: New Hampshire Status: offline
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I can't wait for that "Rapture" thing! I've been driving by some holy roller churches checking out the cars and trucks in the parking lots. When they get "raptured" I'm going to run into the churches and rifle through the empty clothing for cash and car keys! It'll be like "The Reverand Ike"; "God WANTS ME to have this brandnew Cadillac!" I just hope God "raptures" them in the afternoon or night, I'm NOT a morning person! Just my luck they get "raptured" at 1000 hrs when I'm just waking up and making the coffee! I'll have to say a prayer; "God, please "rapture" those fuckers at a decent hour will ya, Big Guy?" "Oh, and do it on a sunday morning when they're all together at church, say,...about noon time." "Oh, and maybe they all hit their ATM's on the way to church!" "And, it'd be nice if the women were all wearing their most expensive jewelry and diamonds!" "Oh, and maybe they'd all leave their keys in their cars so I wouldn't have to be fumbling with cars keys to try to guess which goes to which."
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