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Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 12:22:40 AM   
fastlane


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Status: offline 		It's late, I'm tired and I just got off the phone with a sub that wanted to Dominate me?

I said, I'm a Dom!
You can't Top me! (fastlane looks up and there he is)

I became confused when...the sub said, I'm a Dom too.
Talk about confusion...geez, c'mon I can screw up with the best of em, but your a sub wanting to Dom me? Now, your a Dom...just like that?

cum to find out? He thought I was gay,
I said "no way"
and now, I'm just tired and hungry. I'm going to sub way for a samich!

Don't ask how he got my number...that's another story!



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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 6:26:38 AM   
fastlane


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Status: offline 		Oh boy, this is a really Domb as in Dumb thread...fastlane shakes head in disgust and promises to never begin a new thread after 2a.m and 6 beers later!

Sorry guys!

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 8:22:52 AM   
pbpDomme


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Status: offline 		damn alcohol, eh? Where's my martooni when I need one? Straight up, extra olives please.

Shit, and I thought this was going to be a legit thread about LDR... since I am in one and my boy lives in the UK and I am here Stateside and it's so damn tough when we can't be together....

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 8:46:59 AM   
fourpeas


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Status: offline 		HA HA HA... you guys are too funny... fastlane your posts have been cracking me up lately... it's good stuff, I am not trying to be disrespectful.

Gotta hate those sub/Doms who think you are gay and that you want to bottom... LOL wouldn't know how to get out of that situation!!!


Ah man. I'm glad there are people with good senses of humor on this website. I need the humor lately.

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 8:58:32 AM   
sub4hire


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Status: offline 		I think you need to change your photo. I've noticed your recent influx of homosexual posts here on the board's the past week or so.

Perhaps they want your body? You are flaunting it to every man in the free world.
Yes, I realize you have it there for females...but what a female can view so can a homosexual man.
Why should they be any different than anyone else? They can try...so big deal they get shot down 99 out of every 100 times. That one time is going to make the other 99 all worth it.

Are we also to assume you were so intoxiated that you didn't even realize you were talking to a man on the phone? Perhaps it is also time to lock up the phones before you open a beer? Hehehe

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 9:19:39 AM   
feline


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quote:

I think you need to change your photo. I've noticed your recent influx of homosexual posts here on the board's the past week or so.


hey hey hey! I like that photo! LOL Geeeze don't take away the simple pleasures lol






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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 9:39:38 AM   
pbpDomme


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quote:

ORIGINAL: feline
hey hey hey! I like that photo! LOL Geeeze don't take away the simple pleasures lol







Agreed... cyber eye-candy is always nice!

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 10:03:48 AM   
RiotGirl


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Status: offline 		ohhhhhhhhh my Sub4hire.. and you ladies....

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 10:27:49 AM   
pbpDomme


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ORIGINAL: RiotGirl

ohhhhhhhhh my Sub4hire.. and you ladies....


*ears perk up, amongst other things*

Yes......... and.........

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 10:31:54 AM   
fastlane


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Status: offline 		I'm ordered two new T-shirts that I can't wait to wear.
One says "Instant asshole...just add alcohol"
The other says "Rehab's for quitters"

I've already put a patch on the back of my jeans, pockets that reads..."exit only"

You guys crack me up too...trust me!

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 10:33:34 AM   
pbpDomme


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

....You guys crack me up too...trust me!


watch that "crack"... my strap on is armed and dangerous! :)

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 10:42:52 AM   
perverseangelic


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Status: offline 		Is a long-distance sub anythingl ike a delivery pizza?

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 11:08:32 AM   
zaynab


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Status: offline 		I enjoyed your post, fastlane.... it's perfect to read something like this when you feel stressed out... as I frequently do.... so, thanks!

I also like hearing details like this one just to get a snapshot of a moment in the life of a Dom... so thanks again.

It did pop into my mind that maybe this person has DID and suddenly switched on ya there? Just a thought.

(for those who don't know what DID is, please don't ask... please use your search engine on your computer, thanks) LOL

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 11:20:36 AM   
pbpDomme


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane


Don't ask how he got my number...that's another story!




oh, do tell! It's boring here in my office today and I need a good laff!

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RE: Long Distance subs - 7/29/2005 2:50:49 PM   
feline


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quote:

watch that "crack"... my strap on is armed and dangerous! :)


Uh OH! Better watch out. LOL


Pizza . . . . . damn that sounds good. Your not helping my diet perverse. LOL





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